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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Today – 5:25am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I’m a comedy writer — at the moment, I write for “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.” I’m really fortunate to have a career I love.

As a kid, sometimes I was really outgoing and other times I'd sneak off to a pillow fort to write stories. Things haven't changed too much, though these days my sneakers don't light up. (As often.)

I play the piano and it keeps me sane. I wish people still wrote letters. I like to explore and learn and be challenged and think hard about the world and my place in it. But let's not kid ourselves, I also like making up nonsense words and I was once emotionally moved by "Katy Perry: Part of Me" on a plane.

Here’s a sentence from an essay by Tim Kreider that I once read and took to heart: "Maybe we mistakenly think we want “happiness,” which we tend to picture in very vague, soft-focus terms, when what we really crave is the harder-edged intensity of experience.” I'd like to be the interesting grandpa one day, with the weird stories. Take that, imaginary future other-grandpa.

Basically I hate playing games when it comes to romance, but I love playing games when it comes to Boggle.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently turning horrific social and political issues into jokes that come out of a charming British man’s mouth. I’m ambitious and passionate about my career. Writing and performing share a collaborative spirit and sense of discovery that I love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This doodle I've been drawing for as long as I can remember of a cat that's in the mafia. (Mafia Cat. He's got a cigar.)
Mixing cereals. If there are two cereals around, hold onto your butt because I am going to mix those cereals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recently, lots of short fiction - Tobias Wolff, Raymond Carver, George Saunders. 100 Years of Solitude is an all-time favorite. Really loved A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again. Thinking of picking up Cat’s Cradle next.

Six Feet Under holds a special place in my heart. Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Girls, The Wire, Veep, True Detective, Fargo, Parks & Rec, New Girl, Freaks & Geeks. The Grand Budapest Hotel was my favorite movie this past year. Grosse Point Blank, Broadcast News, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove; most everything by Pixar, Charlie Kaufman, P.T. Anderson, Tarantino, the Coen brothers.

Recently in my headphones: Future Islands, St. Vincent, The New Pornographers, Spoon, First Aid Kit, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., The Black Keys, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, St. Lucia, Fiona Apple, Purity Ring. I kind of want to go to France to see this crazy electro-swing band:

I exclusively eat Choco-Tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My keyboard (the piano kind), a notepad, fleece blankets, crisp autumn days, cats that head-butt you, long genuine talks with good friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The incessant itch to create, and how I can best learn to let it drive me, but not drive me crazy. Also Peter Gallagher's eyebrows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 12 years old, I had cybersex with a girl on this new thing called America Online, and I wrote in my journal about it that night. The first line was "Yo! I just had so much fun in cyberspace you would flip out!" Later in the entry, I made a point to note that "she was really nice and independent. She seemed bright, too."
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Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'d like to, of course. I tend to gravitate towards people who are sincere, creative, curious, self-reflective, and kind, with a mischievous streak. An appreciation for Trader Joe's Cookie Butter wouldn't hurt.