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23 M Nottingham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi there!

A bit about myself:

I'm a bit of a gamer, and more than a bit of a drinker. I aim to enjoy life, though I often miss.

I have very little idea what direction my life is going in, I've had 6 different jobs since graduating university 2 years ago, and still have found nothing I want to settle on.

I'm polyamorous, with a primary partner who is from Canada, and is leaving soon :(. If you're curious, this is a good, short description:

Technically, I'm also genderqueer and pansexual, rather than male and bisexual.
I’m really good at
Having a laugh, getting along with people, and fixing things with duct tape and wishful thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, really. And they soon realise that not much of what I say is meant to be 100% serious. Taking life seriously just upsets me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything by Terry Pratchett or Bernard Cornwell, Harry Potter was a massive part of my growing up, and I adore Lord of the Rings...

Films, most things.. Rocky Horror I adore, and of course Lord of the Rings is epic. Also, I was heartbroken when I found out that David Bowie's crotch in Labyrinth was fake!

For TV shows.. Mainly old sitcoms, anything from the Likely Lads and Porridge to Red Dwarf.

I'll listen to most music, though I'm more into rock/reggae/ska and anything in that sort of very general area.

Food.. Anything, really. I love a good curry, and I seem to survive on pizza.
The six things I could never do without
The internet, my mates, booze, something (anything) to read, the ability to laugh at myself, and a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, and my place in it. Also, how well I'd do if I was a Firefly character.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking, usually. Either staying in with a mate, or hitting up pubs and/or clubs.

And sometimes, in a skirt, in a gay bar, calling myself 'Amy'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not *actually* an alcoholic.

I felt this was worth pointing out as I recently realised I imply that I'm an alkie at least four times in this profile.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
...You want to tell me something, I suppose?

But please, actually tell me something. If I'm not worth more effort than a "hi how r u?" then why bother?