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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 9
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there!

A bit about myself:

I'm a bit of a gamer, and more than a bit of a drinker. I aim to enjoy life, though I often miss.

I have very little idea what direction my life is going in, I've had 6 different jobs since graduating university 2 years ago, and still have found nothing I want to settle on.

Currently found a guy brilliant enough for me to give monogamy another go, although I was polyamorous for a while and a lot of my questions still reflect that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to sort it the f*** out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a laugh, getting along with people, and fixing things with duct tape and wishful thinking. Pink polka-dot duct tape!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, really. And they soon realise that not much of what I say is meant to be 100% serious. Taking life seriously just upsets me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love anything by Terry Pratchett or Bernard Cornwell, Harry Potter was a massive part of my growing up, and I adore Lord of the Rings...

Films, most things.. Rocky Horror I adore, and of course Lord of the Rings is epic. Also, I was heartbroken when I found out that David Bowie's crotch in Labyrinth was fake!

For TV shows.. Mainly old sitcoms, anything from the Likely Lads and Porridge to Red Dwarf.

I'll listen to most music, though I'm more into rock/reggae/ska and anything in that sort of very general area.

Food.. Anything, really. I love a good curry, and I seem to survive on pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, my mates, booze, something (anything) to read, the ability to laugh at myself, and a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, and my place in it. Also, how well I'd do if I was a Firefly character.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, usually. Either staying in with a mate, or hitting up pubs and/or clubs.

And sometimes, in a skirt, in a gay bar, calling myself 'Amy'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not *actually* an alcoholic.

I felt this was worth pointing out as I recently realised I imply that I'm an alkie at least four times in this profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...You want to tell me something, I suppose?

But please, actually tell me something. If I'm not worth more effort than a "hi how r u?" then why bother?