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25 Miami, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 2
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Very often
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I like clothes a lot, and talking. I think the only reason I still smoke is because I need something to do with my hands while I'm having conversations, or for excuses to leave parties where I don't know anyone. I also really want to learn how to salsa.

For some reason I can't stop buying rocks glasses and stemware from Goodwill.

I'm popularly known as an old soul.
That same soul haunts I-95 between Philadelphia and New York.

Student of fashion, academically and otherwise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting; stories, ties, acquaintances, trivia and facts, I play the saxophone sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cocktails, giving advice on clothes (I love androgynous suiting). Writing the way I speak.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'4" with crystal blue eyes, and thick, wavy hair and some killer dance moves, so you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Giving Tree, The Little Engine That Could, Ferdinand the Bull, Still Life with Woodpecker.

Midnight in Paris, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Lars and the Real Girl, Her, Mr. Nobody, everything Tarantino, everything Audrey.

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Mad Men.

From Glenn Miller, Billie Holiday, and Frank Sinatra, Doo Wop/Oldies to Bob Dylan and Cat Stevens, Cake and The Killers, to Nicolas Jaar and Jamie xx , assorted techno and house.

Scotch/Gin/Vodka, Sushi, Italian food, all the bacon and eggs you have. Fruit. I eat at least one bagel a day (my jewish father spreads the value of a good bagel and lox with schmear...get it? It's a spread? ).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honestly: Alcohol (rubbing and otherwise), Audrey Hepburn, ties, pens, sensory stimuli, opposable thumbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vertical integration.
Beautiful people.
Breakfast foods.
Women in big hats and pearls.

Minimalism vs. Maximalism
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the furthest thing from withholding.

I lie about my GPA.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like old things.

You also drink cocktails in the afternoon, more than rarely, and that's something you'd be interested in doing.

If you want to exchange puns, and converse in idioms.

I'm going to take a break from this for a while. And Yeah South Florida it's not me it's you. As a whole, the people here are kind of the worst, and I've come to realize I'm not entirely sure what I want, and I think most people reading this would fall in the same category. This whole dating thing is hard, either we want someone to go out with, or fuck, or talk to, or look at, or hold hands with, or drink with, but we are never able to find that concisely. When we do it always ends, just falls apart and we are left heartbroken, or angry or disappointed or (maybe) excited, possibly reenergized. Being single is fun, but being alone isn't and unfortunately there seems to be no companionship to be found here (romantic, platonic or otherwise).