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24 Miami, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:19am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Very often
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I feel like if I were a painter, and I painted a self portrait, I would hate it after ten days, exclaiming that it is not representative of what I feel I look like. This said, I have no idea what to write here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting; stories, ties, acquaintances, trivia and facts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cocktails, dressing people in clothes (I have a real thing for ties being worn by people of any gender, call it my pet cause). Writing the way I speak.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'4" with crystal blue eyes, and thick, wavy hair and some killer dance moves, so you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Giving Tree, The Little Engine That Could, Ferdinand the Bull, Still Life with Woodpecker.

Midnight in Paris, You and Me and Everyone we Know, Tarantino, Mr. Nobody.

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Mad Men.

From Glenn Miller, Billie Holiday, and Frank Sinatra, to Bob Dylan and Cat Stevens, Cake and The Killers, to Nicolas Jaar and Jamie xx to assorted techno and deep house. (mostly just my taste in music to dance to).

Scotch/Gin/Vodka, Sushi, Italian food, all the bacon and eggs you have. Fruit. I eat at least one bagel a day (my jewish father spread the value of a good bagel and lox with schmear...get it? It's a spread? ).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black coffee, Audrey Hepburn, ties, pens, sound, opposable thumbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vertical integration.
Beautiful people.
Breakfast foods.
Women in big hats and pearls.

Minimalism vs. Maximalism
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, I have a cat now, he sticks his tongue out when he's excited, it's adorable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the furthest thing from withholding.

I have terrible command of punctuation.

I lie about my GPA.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If, you like old things.

You also drink cocktails in the afternoon, more than rarely.

If you want to exchange puns.