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24 Miami, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 24
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Very often
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new to Miami, which means I still wear shorts in the winter and don't speak any Spanish.

I need more pictures where I am smiling, I read that people are more likely to respond to someone who is smiling. Although I feel my photos would lead to believe otherwise, I actually smile quite a lot. Shits deceiving.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting; stories, ties, acquaintances, trivia and facts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cocktails, dressing people in clothes (I have a real thing for ties being worn by people of any gender, call it my pet cause). Writing the way I speak.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'4" with crystal blue eyes, and thick, wavy hair and some killer dance moves, so you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Giving Tree, The Little Engine That Could, Ferdinand the Bull, Still Life with Woodpecker.

Midnight in Paris, You and Me and Everyone we Know, Tarantino, Mr. Nobody.

Arrested Development, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Mad Men.

From Glenn Miller, Billie Holiday, and Frank Sinatra, to Bob Dylan and Cat Stevens, Cake and The Killers, to Nicolas Jaar and Jamie xx to assorted techno and deep house. (mostly just my taste in music to dance to).

Scotch/Gin/Vodka, Sushi, Italian food, all the bacon and eggs you have. Fruit. I eat at least one bagel a day (my jewish father spread the value of a good bagel and lox with schmear...get it? It's a spread? ).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black coffee, Audrey Hepburn, ties, pens, sound, opposable thumbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vertical integration.
Beautiful people.
Breakfast foods.
Women in big hats and pearls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, I have a cat now, he sticks his tongue out when he's excited, it's adorable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the furthest thing from withholding.

I have terrible command of punctuation.

I lie about my GPA. I wonder what the majority assumes after reading that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If, you like old things.

You also drink cocktails in the afternoon, more than rarely.

You also want to vent about how much of a dick your cat is without them hearing.

If you want to exchange puns.