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My self-summary Propose an edit

NEW EDIT: I've noticed that so many people say that they're awesome. They're not. Or if they are, they need to stop telling people that. It gives off the wrong impression. END NEW EDIT

That being said, I'm awesome and like writing about myself. I was raised in a loving home by my parents, who are great people. I am far too amused at using the hard brackets for emphasis around random words.

Later, I joined this site.

I've also noticed that I am an 88% love match with myself, but 97% friend match! Hooray! I am my own best friend!

Also, I'm 1% enemy with myself. I suppose this means that, out of every one hundred decisions that I make, I should not trust one of them. It is likely I'm trying to kill myself.

The problem, however, is which decision to ignore? Knowing me, it'll be the totally innocent choice that would lead to a series of unfortunate events culminating in a spectacularly messy demise. Not unlike some of the deaths in Final Destination 1 and 3. BUT NOT FINAL DESTINATION 2.

Where was I? Oh yeah, back there, ranting about my hidden evil. It's still good, I suppose, to be relatively trustworthy to mine own self. I'm happy with a ninety-nine percent success rate in that aspect, thank you very much.

What else is there to know about me? I mean, you could just ask, really. I'm all sorts of fun, and fairly entertaining, and I like to talk excessively, but I'm also a good listener (clearly a lie), generous (falsehood), and an excellent speller (fabrikashun).

I'm not your average individual, and I'm one of those people worth knowing, I suppose. That all sounds excessively conceited, but I think there are a lot of people out there worth knowing, and that everyone has some sort of special value and aspect to themselves that should be revealed unto the world. Especially if she's hot. I'd like to see HER special values and aspects!

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Yeah, sometimes I'm really unfunny too. So...yeah.

Moving on, nation.

There isn't a heckuva lot else that I can say that isn't just wanton braggary and bravado. I'll avoid that, thank you very much. YOU can glow about me, and tell me how awesome I am once you've chosen to speak with me. *rolls eyes*

RANDOM FACTOID: I like clicking on people's profiles just to see Dubble-Yew-Tee-Eff they toss up on this here site. It's a giant sociological experiment, baby!

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

NEWEST EDIT: Hey, I'm going back to school! Hot diggity damn! Okay, back to your regularly scheduled thing to read. END NEWEST EDIT

Why does everyone want to know?

I own a restaurant...okay, that's a lie. My parents own a restaurant. But it'll be mine someday.

In the meantime, I handle all their creative work, logos, advertising, marketing, etcetera.

Sometimes I wistfully look out the window, though, and dream of finally getting a sandwich.

I had two passions in life: Improv and Baseball, and I wasn't good enough at either to make a career out of them. Shame, because I really wanted to be the first Major League Player to have a consistent spot on Who's Line Is It Anyway? In the meantime, elaborately witty conversations with my friends and summer softball fill my desires adequately.

Someday I'll be famous. In a good way. I just haven't figured out exactly how.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

...using my hands -- IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Huh? Huh? Yeahhh...

Also, graphic design, photo manipulation, film editing, repetition, drawing, writing, singing, playing piano, helping, repetition, being friendly, eating sushi, segueing into anything, being persistent, repetition, killing a joke.

I'm kinda good at most things that I do except, for some reason, grasping languages. My father is Italian, and my mother is Greek. She also happens to speak French and Spanish in addition to Greek, English and Italian. I'm passably fluent in English. I use a lot of rejoinders and space-filling words like "eh," and "um" and "sasquatch." I get by.

But across the board, I'm usually pretty damn good at something, even if I don't put my mind to it. I try not to put my mind to much, because it's just overkill. I don't want to embarass everyone.

I'm also good at keeping my tongue firmly placed in cheek.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I radiate a glowing aura, bringing life, hope and peace to my surrounding area.

I vaguely resemble 1978 David Bowie on a bad day. If you squint. Hard.

I'm not short.

I'm big.

I have a full body tattoo OF myself, but off centre by an inch. If you wear special glasses I'm in SUPER 3-D!

Other stuff that you're just not allowed to know.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Odd Thomas, Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy in Five Parts, America the Book, anything by the Onion, Confederacy of Dunces, and a smattering of others.

Movies: Too many to list. Some of my favourites, coming to mind as I randomly think of them, include: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie, 12 Monkeys, Stranger than Fiction, Man on the Moon, The Truman Show, The Cable Guy, Bedazzled, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, A Bug's Life!, The Emperor's New Groove, Superman, Superman II, Superman Returns, Batman Begins, the Back to the Future Trilogy, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fargo, Magnolia, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Boondock Saints, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Michael Clayton, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, Field of Dreams, Frequency, Gattaca, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption...should I go on?

I will! Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Vanilla Sky, The Usual Suspects, The Untouchables, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, Tombstone, Barton Fink, Intolerable Cruelty, Signs, Howard Stern's Private Parts, Atonement, Juno, Trainspotting, Suicide Kings, Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Citizen Kane, The Powerpuff Girls Movie. Seriously.

Music: All sorts of bands - Barenaked Ladies, Weird Al, the Killers, Tragically Hip, Coldplay, Cake (mmm...hungry now), They Might Be Giants, Green Day, others that are escaping my mind at the moment -- lots and stuff. I do tend to enjoy a lot of random songs by random artists, so really, everyone and everything. But never, ever, ever, country. Okay, sometimes country. Rarely.

Food: The tasty kind.

Italian, Greek, Japanese, Thai, Indian, Chinese...y'know...Tasty food.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1) The Shawshank Redemption, 2) Morgan Freeman, 3) Batman (not played by Val Kilmer) 4) Top Gun, 5) Tom Cruise 6) ...who starred in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon!

Did I do this wrong?

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How I am going to be entertained next. Usually entertainment in and of itself.

Also, the World Bank's lending policy toward Micronesia.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

out with friends, at a coffee shop, at a movie, playing board games, having a drink, or doing something otherwise social. Definitely not throwing rocks at squirrels, though. That's bad.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I dunno, I'm kinda an open book, so I can't tell what others would consider private about me. Sooo...how 'bout I just say that I'll answer any single question that you ask with complete honesty and truthiness.

Or, if that doesn't satisfy ya, I'm my own Grandpa.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you would like to talk to a multi-faceted, low-maintenance, high-tolerance, loving, caring, supposedly funny, drop-dead handsome man.

Seriously, I can put you in touch with him. He's a friend of mine. I think he's free this weekend...

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