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DanaBethasaurus

31 F Manassas, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like the ways words fit together, awkward encounters, and finding the funny. I pay attention...to it all.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, writing, remembering to walk more slowly.
I’m really good at
Crossword puzzles, making people cry, putting words together, and Bananagrams.

Naming things (for real, in an intuitive-call-it-out kinda way, but also: "what's this thing do?" "it keeps shit fresh." "well that's a fresher. i'm going on break.").
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Flannery O'Connor. Pimento cheese. Alice Munro. Steve Almond. Old school Avett Brothers. Buttermilk Pie. Thao & the Get Down Stay Down. Kierkegaard's authorial intention. Annie Hall. David Wax Museum. Ruth Stone.

Also: Tina Fey, tacos, Aaron Sorkin, Annie Dillard, and manchego cheese. Zucchini, kale and tomatoes from my garden. Anything involving peanut butter (bonus points for a chocolate combo).
The six things I could never do without
coffee. books (the one with spines, binding, page numbers). solitude. the assurance of autumn in the mountains. travel. emails from my grandpa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jr. High romance (I work with middle schoolers), dialogue, and how our habits form us into particular kinds of people.
On a typical Friday night I am
on an airplane? (likely) on my couch? (more likely) in the city. (would that it were so)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once threw another kid into a lake. We were walking in opposite directions on a skinny rock ledge, there was only room for one set of kid-feet on top. I realized immediately that it was either him or me, and went all self-preservation, Hobbesian State o' Nature on his ass. I remain shameful to this day.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're into lazy mornings with coffee and newspapers, like hearing and telling long stories with good punchlines, have an accent from south of the mason-dixon, want to swap book recommendations or know of good hiking around northern virginia