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Danansen6six

35 M Montréal-Est, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
People demand freedom of speech as compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use - Love is like sunscreen, apply a thin layer for maximum effectiveness, and always put some on, or else you'll likely burn - Iceland is covered in green pastures while Greenland is a giant icefield year round, who made the mistake there? - I get the impression that those who named citrus fruits started really strong, then quickly ran out of creativity, got lazy and by the time they got to Orange just figured,"Ah fuck it, let's just call it by its colour and call it a day..." - I dislike people who say "ah it's always in the last place you look that you'll find it...", of course it is, why would I keep looking? - If I seem withdrawn and distant at times, it's because I'm deep into thinking up a solution to your crippling emotional crisis right now, I mean I'd be devastated too if I had to choose between the red or the black tank top - Heads I win, tails you lose - 86% of all statistics are made up on the spot and totally useless - Waiting two days to call back someone you like is comparable to waiting for breakfast to eat last night's dessert - I dream in both English and French - I'm a well-raised, polite-as-fuck, courteous guy who treats others the way he wishes to be treated - I really (really) dislike endless bullshit small-talk and back 'n forth messaging in circles; if you like me, I like you, let's meet up and see if there's any chemistry, then we can take it from there. No nonsense (if you're sketched out about meeting someone off an online dating site, stop window-shopping online dating sites)

Word.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing the very best I can...
I’m really good at
Getting shit way back out of the top cupboards, painting ceilings, replacing light bulbs, cracking my head on exit signs and other low-hanging light fixtures
The first things people usually notice about me
- I'm ridiculously tall
- How tight my package looks in snug 501's...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't copy/paste your entire fuckin' playlist on here for Christ's sake. Nobody really gives a shit anyway...

Movies: Wes Anderson and shit
Shows: DVRing shit
Music: John Frusciante, Tom Waits, Beck, Manu Chao and shit (major bonus points if you know Jandek, partial points if you googled him and pretend to be all hipster and shit)

As for books, well, I have a frustrating habit of reading an entire page before realizing I haven't retained a thing and have to start over. It's not ADD, I just have problems finishing what
The six things I could never do without
Bacon
Driver's Licence
Four other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how awesome it would've been to hang out with Billy Mays. I'll settle for Bill Murray.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having sex with myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry rather easily. I'm ok with that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You've read this from beginning to end and have well drawn-out visions of molesting me repeatedly. You're kinky, fierce, delicious and love being silly while having good times, with or without clothes on.

You want to increase your awesome exponentially by combining my awesome to yours.

p.s. DO IT