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22 Olympia, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:37am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Super short version: animal lover, writer, gamer, all around nerd but also into archery and staying in shape.

Greetings! You have found the next best selling author! Hopefully. haha

Now that I have your attention, allow me to give you a formal greeting! While I like to think I've constructed a fairly decent profile on here, in reality it's probably pretty terrible, so let me assure you I am much more interesting in person. Perhaps less eloquent but much more interesting.

I'm Dan, if you couldn't tell by my clever username. I like to read and write and love video games although I really enjoy playing sports too. I'm pretty easily entertained, so I enjoy doing most things, though I am fairly introverted. I'm a very loyal person, probably because of my introverted tendencies, haha.

I'm kind of a huge nerd (literally, as I'm quite tall if you couldn't tell.) Video games are a core part of my life and something that I hope to share with someone, although I do enjoy a lot of other things. Ultimate Frisbee with a good group of people is the best thing in the world. It is literally the most hardcore sport in the world, not even joking. Archery is pretty great too. I'd be more than happy to teach you. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I definitely want to be a lore writer for a company like Bethesda or Kerberos but we'll see, haha. Other than that, college. :/ I do write novels, as well. When I'm not being sucked into the void that is college.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pro at petting animals. Easily my best skill.
And laughing way too much. Seriously though, I think it might be a problem. haha
Listening to and supporting people.
I like to think I'm good at archery and video games too.
Becoming obsessed with something and reading everything there is to know about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know, I've never asked anyone. I'd assume the first things people notice are my size and friendliness. Tell me? :P

That I laugh way too much?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of movies and dislike even more. It's complicated. So here's the simple version: all three of the Lord of the Rings trilogy are definitely my favorite movies, though. Star Wars is great too.

I love science fiction and fantasy books but I really don't read that wide of a variety. I'd have to say Karen Traviss is my favorite author. I LOVE Robert Louis Stevenson as well, not to mention loads of others. It's hard to pick a favorite, haha.

Music is pretty wide for me, I listen to a lot of metal but I have new age, classical, and rock too. I'm pretty sure I have next to no musical taste, I just follow what I like, haha. But, yeah, METAL

Favorite video games? If you really want to know, why aren't we already talking to each other? I don't bite, I just talk sweet sometimes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm pretty much your typical nerd/intellectual. I love to think about everything from history to philosophy. I spend a ton of time thinking about the books I write, naturally. And video games, obviously, hahaha.

Basically what that means everything from werewolves to why Romans loved lead so much. (I think about both of those quite frequently)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually playing video games or doing archery. Frisbee with friends, if they're up for it. :D Or gaming with friends, I do that a lot. And laughing. Laughing way too much.

Occasionally I tame dragons but they are hard to find these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hm... I'm pretty open.

I put on a really friendly exterior but really I'm disgusted with humanity. A friend of mine said this once and it fits perfectly, "I tend to like people but dislike humanity on the whole."

One time, at three in the morning, I squirted lemon concentrate in my mouth. It was horrible.

I'm a potato.
You should message me if
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Basically, if you play video games and are into animals, you pretty much have me sold. And if you're looking for something serious as well... then what are you waiting for? ;)

Totally cool with making new friends, though, so message me if you want to talk nerd things with! Or something like that...

Like I said, I don't bite. I do occasionally make bad puns though, so be careful.

If any of this interested you, please feel free to send me a message! I PROMISE I will play nice. Maybe. Okay fine, I promise.