Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im genderfluid. Dont know what that is? Google it. My gender
identity shouldnt be your excuse for messaging me.
I'm going to be real, I need a flow chart to understand what that
If you're looking for a fling, you should probably hit the back
button. If you plan on starting a conversation with the dazzling
first message of "hey" or "whats up", you can also go ahead and hit
the back button. I'm a complicated human being that won't be
impressed by the mundane.
Jokes are a good way to win me over.
Ill give you the same level of respect that you give me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just trying to make it through in one piece.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking, eating food, remembering every little detail from movies I
saw 10 years ago, and petting other peoples' cats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books; Most anything by Stephen King, The Peculiar Children books
by Ransom Riggs, murder mysteries and crime dramas are good (think
James Patterson, Mary Higgins Clark, Agatha Christie, Paul
Johnston, etc), anything that falls under the horror genre, but my
all time favorite book is Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier.
Movies; I will watch anything classified as horror. I don't care
what the subgenre is, how bad/good the ratings were, or when it
came out. I'm a horror movie junkie. Oh, and of course, Mean Girls.
Cause that makes sense.
Shows; House, Crossing Jordan, American Horror Story, Supernatural,
Dexter, Fringe, and basically anything akin to my book
Music; Trust me, you don't want to know.
Food; Doughnuts, watermelon, Boo Berry cereal, apples & peanut
butter, and chicken nuggets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anxiety medication, the Beastie Boys probably, the first Saturday
of the month sales at Goodwill, cake and doughnuts, space facts,
and detangling shampoo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Especially doughnuts.
The absurdity of daytime television.
When my Netflix subscription needs to be renewed.
Animals wearing clothes.
How to get on a game show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know, but I'd probably rather be at Doughnut Country.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm blind in my left eye.
You should message me if
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If you can carry on an intellectual conversation.
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