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DandiePants

20 Lafayette, LA Cis Woman

Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 3
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm Danni! To start, I'm really fucking cute and I'm trying to meet friends, an older man to give me money, and idk someone to make out with! I'm a queer black womanist cis-chick. I like drawing , cartoons and sugar and being angry about silly things. I like to think I'm funny but only like two people laugh at the stuff I say. I've never written a good bio in my whole life.

At the moment I prefer ladies (all ladies). I'm mostly interested in sex but I don't mind making platonic friends. If you make me pasta I might literally make out with you.

The quickest way to my heart is sugar, Steven Universe, and buying my commissions <3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing lots of college stuff like a grown up and what not P:

Aaaaaaaaand kinda sorta looking for an older man to pay my bills > 3 >
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing women and making pancakes and baking and kissing and putting on eyeliner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my afro I think? my hair is kinda long so it's pretty big. people try to touch it and it makes me sad. And uuuugh my bust size. 42 G. There. Don't ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Culture is for losers. I just sit at home and eat crackers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to draw with and something to draw on (I don't need paper I'll be my own paper in a pinch)

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I uh, I think that's it. :I

wait wait wait

Wi-Fi? Hair conditioner! Waffle House. Oh! cartoons!! Boobies. This is a serious list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cartoons and a comic I'm trying to force myself to work on and able bodied heteronormative white cis centric capitalist patriarchy. And puppies <3
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Procrastinating! Being broke! If you buy a commission you get a special thank you! If you buy me cute clothes I'll model them for you♡
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own Eeyore footie pajama. They are warm and soft and I love them :U
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like cartoons and don't send me a picture of your dongle. Unless you're a girl. Then like, your dongle is optional. Everything is better on girls.

If you're older than 30 I don't want to hear from you unless you're willing to give me money. Honestly, if you have the money and about an hour of free time every week or so, hit me up ;D