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26 M Hackney, UK

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  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English, French (Okay), Hindi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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UPDATE: I've recently had really positive relationships which are polyamorous, and so am mainly looking for people who are comfortable with that and ethical non-monogamy for now, though I wouldn't rule out monogamy with the right person!

I'm a writer/campaigner who's just moved to Hackney. I like lucid dreaming, inventing words, Milan Kundera, Oliver Sacks, beautiful paintings, philosophy, and the fractal geometry of the Romanesco Caulliflower. Most of my time is spent covered in facepaint/glitter, lounging in parks, exploring London theatre and nightlife, crafting, rambling and hanging out with my 11 housemates.

I like dark humour, surrealism, and affection for human foibles. I want to adopt Leonard Cohen so he can give me words of meditative wisdom.
What I’m doing with my life
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I coordinate a national movement that harvests truckloads of wonky vegetables for food poverty charities, and I'm often squirreled away in the British Library writing a book with vaguely radical environmental leanings that'll be published early next year.

I run a soup kitcheny type ting at a homeless hostel, like reading good books, dancing around the kitchen, exploring London ducks and dives, and spending at lot of time with friends. I occasionally cause activist mischief, and there's a video of me dancing to YMCA in front of tank somewhere.

I also perform occasional stand up comedy, write/play music and write bits of poetry/fiction. I just made a lifesize llama out of cardboard. I sometimes inflitrate religious groups to see what they're up to, in an attempt to become Louis Theroux.

(I like lefty politics, but won't go on about it if politics isn't your thing, and promise just because I'm "green" I'm not holier than thou, etc. etc. I have wide variety left and right wing friends)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Banter, tangents, flamboyant hand movements
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been described variously as like Noel Fielding, Eddie Izzard, Ross Noble and Russel Brand. Also, Neil from the Young Ones. And Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I don't think any of these are entirely accurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' by Milan Kundera
'The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat' by Oliver Sacks
'The Master and Margarita' by Michel Bulgakov
Borges, Dostoyevsky, Joyce, Nietzsche

Naom Chomsky, David Harvey, Naomi Klein, Raj Patel, and other such lefty politics. Feminism, food sovereignty, neo-Marxism, anarcho-curious.

Roald Dahl, and the Moomins. The Drowned Man!

Music: Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Can, Suede, Catatonia, Bowie, Nina Simone, Gomez, Portico Quartet, Tindersticks, The Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Caravan Palace, Melt Yourself Down, Fela Kuti, Nick Cave, Billy Holiday, The Incredible String Band, Jacques Brel, Nico, Portishead, Massive Attack, Harry Partch, The Wild Beasts, Tricky, Emiliana Torrini, Scott Walker, The Earth-Wheel-Sky Band, Siouxsie and and the Banshees

Films: Persepolis, Amelie, Blue Velvet, Frida, Lost in Translation, Vertigo, Moonrise Kingdom, Withnail and I, The Lives of Others, Mirrormask, Pedro Amaldovar, Woody Allen, David Lynch, Hitchcock
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring the ducks and dives of London, hanging out with housemates, engaging in Kate Bush mime-dance competitons, writing.
You should message me if
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A neurotic.

A romantic.

A punk.

Interested in the world, weird, creative, and into the (dark) arts/what makes people tick. Warm, witty and experimental. I like people with a strange perspective on the world, make nests out of their rooms, are driven, impulsive and fiery, and come up with something funnily unexpected.

Or, you know, you could be like a real person who's quite nice, rather than my projected fantasy image. That'd be grand too.

I'm beginning to try out ethical non-monogamy/polyamory/whatever you'd like to call it, but if that's not your thing, it's not a dealbreaker and I'd consider a monogamous relationship if a great person who wants that comes along. I'm definitely of the school that believes consent, trust and establishing some kind of mutual agreement on boundaries is a good thing in polyamory, rather than some of the schools that believe there should be no expectations at all.

I'm looking for anything on the spectrum of friends with sexiness to deeper relationships. Am quite new to polyamory so if you are a polyamory ninja with thousands of mind-expanding sexual politics articles to expand my mind, please send them my way.