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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:52pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Less than $20,000
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English, French (Okay), Hindi (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I enjoy:

- The fractal geometry of the Romanesco Caulliflower
- Masqued balls
- Hanging out with my 11 housemates
- Occasional bookish reclusivity - I studied lit and philosophy
- Uninhibited dancing
- Life drawing
- Oliver Sacks for looking like a cross between Freud and Father Christmas, and being one of the best human beings to not mistake his wife for a hat.
- Creative activism
- Spooning

I want to adopt Leonard Cohen so he can give me words of meditative, and grumpy, wisdom.

Nearly got in trouble with the council for playing Kate Bush too loudly at my interpretive dance party.

I sometimes infiltrate religious groups to see what they're up to, in an attempt to become Louis Theroux.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a full time environmental campaigner and help run a charity which redistributes food to homeless hostels. I occasionally cause activist mischief.

Improv comedy has filled my life of late, and I make/do music and poetry and storytelling..

Enjoys smashing the kyriarchy, patriarchy, capitalist tyranny, etc. (whilst being acutely aware that I am a middle class straight privileged white male, whoops)
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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Some people seem to think I come across like a cross between Noel Fielding or Russel Brand. Visually I veer between Jarvis Cocker, Devendra Banhart and Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' by Milan Kundera
'The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat' by Oliver Sacks
'The Master and Margarita' by Michel Bulgakov
Borges, Dostoyevsky, Joyce, Nietzsche

Also: Roald Dahl, The Harbs, and the Moomins. The Drowned Man!

Music: Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Can, Suede, Catatonia, Bowie

Films: Persepolis, Amelie, Frida, Lost in Translation, Moonrise Kingdom, Withnail and I, Mirrormask, Pedro Amaldovar, Woody Allen, David Lynch, Wes Anderson, Hitchcock
You should message me if
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You're interested in the world, weird, creative, and into the arts/what makes people tick. Warm, witty and experimental. I like people with a strange perspective on the world, make nests out of their rooms, are driven, impulsive and fiery, and come up with something funnily unexpected.

Or, you know, you could be like a real person who's quite nice, rather than my projected fantasy image. That'd be grand too.

Disclaimer: I've been poly for about a year - currently looking for people who are comfortable with ethical non-monogamy for now, though I wouldn't rule out monogamy with the right person :) I'm ideally looking for deeper longer term connections, but open to flings too, as long as there's consent and mutual connection. See where things go, innit.

(If you're a polyamory ninja with thousands of mind-expanding sexual politics articles to expand my mind, please send them my way. Also, if you'd like to see the Duke of Burgundy with me (not 50 Shades of Vom), let's go!)

I'd also consider a monogamous relationship if a great person who wants that comes along, and was until recently in a monogamous relationship for 3 years.