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22 M Sioux City, IA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last Online
Today – 12:44am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Dane, and I love ridiculous things.

I have a very dry sense of humor, though you can tell when I am serious because I have to use the word "seriously". Fair warning, as dry as it is, I'm pretty much never serious. Also dumb jokes and puns are friggen fantastic.
I'm a fan of plastic models and whiskey, though i highly recommend never mixing the two.
Aside from those past times, I enjoy making maps. not of real places.
I like stories. Stories in games, stories in books, stories from people. All of it. Pretty sure that's why I'm a history major. Just never ask me names and dates. I am terrible with names and dates.
I tend to be quiet around people I don't know, but not so much around people I'm comfortable around.
But what of ridiculous things, you may be wondering. Well, generally i let my interests display that. But for a brief summary i can name some stuff.
I own a collection of silly hats. My 21st birthday gift to myself was an Iowan flag. My goal in life is to adopt a cat and name it Potato, and I own a stuffed charizard.
Long story short, My name is Dane, and I enjoy ridiculous things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working as a bookseller as a certain large chain bookstore. Which is great. Though It is sometimes difficult to avoid impulse buying lots of awesome novels.
Otherwise I am attending college as a History major. My ultimate goal is to become an archivist, or glorified librarian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.I was pretty decent at Badminton in high school, but that doesn't count here I guess.
2.I seem to excel at making random obscure jokes involving history to people that don't have any idea what I am talking about.
3. I can cook a mean sliced onion in a frying pan. Perfectly salty yet sweet at the same time. Am working on cooking other things too, but the onions take the cake. Incidently, I can't make a cake though.
4.I can make some pretty corny jokes
5. disarming a sexually charged joke/comment by either playing oblivious, or nitpicking it until it just makes no sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Food? Easy. Corn on the Cob.

Science fiction. Particularly Alternate History.
Office Space, Wayne's World, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Unicorn City, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Blues Brothers and a bunch more
Scrubs, Community, Doctor Who, The Daily Show, Warehouse 13, the occasional Gundam series, FLCL, Firefly, Venture Bros, and quite a few others, though i can't recal at this moment.
I like 90's music? actually, my tastes are all over the place.
Vidya Games
I am a fan of video games. I love Bioshock, Final Fantasy, Skyrim, Civilization, Pokemon, Front Mission, World of Tanks, and many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stupid humor
vision correction
cats? I couldn't think of 6.
No wait. Definitely cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a tendency to think about things that i found funny when my mind wanders and will end up releasing a chuckle. As most people can't read my head, it just seems like i'm randomly laughing at nothing. Otherwise i love to think about worldbuilding, what im going to get for food, or how much i love sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally I'd be with a group of good friends, though the activity would vary. Summertime means bonfires where we just relax and enjoy epic conversation. Bottom line is that my Fridays are typically geared towards spending time with friends. whether it be summer bonfires, drinking appletini's at a bar, watching youtube videos, or just lounging about talking nonsense.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still buy a single game from each new generation of Pokemon games. But Red and Blue are not my favorites.
oh no! prepare the inquisition!
Because Gold and Silver were the best.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy ridiculous things, or history. Or if you want to just trade odd or stupid thoughts and observations.