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ApplecookedDanes

21 M Sioux City, IA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My name is Dane, and I love ridiculous things.

1. I can seem very stubborn, yet I'm actually very open minded.
2. I'm oblivious-type, so honesty is super-effective.
3. Initially, I can be a very shy little bugger. But as i get to know someone, the floodgates open.
4. The best humor is anti-jokes, dumb jokes, and puns.
5. The world is pretty but a small child running into a glass door that they didn't see is still one of the most hilarious things possible.
6. Sometimes I say oddly random things. In reality, the statement is culmination of a long train of thoughts in my head.
7. People are fun to take pictures of. They are awesome when being themselves and not throwing on a fake smile.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm taking some time off of College to fix up my financial situation. Will hopefully return next year and resume my education. I hope to one day work in museums or be an archivist.
In the meantime, I'm starting to volunteer at the Sioux City museum and get some practical experience. Currently I'm working at a call center for a major cell phone provider. Otherwise much free time is spent reading, playing various computer games, and planning out a Subject Delta cosplay from Bioshock.
I’m really good at
1.I was pretty decent at Badminton in high school, but that doesn't count here I guess.
2.I seem to excel at making random obscure jokes involving history to people that don't have any idea what I am talking about.
3. I can cook a mean sliced onion in a frying pan. Perfectly salty yet sweet at the same time. Am working on cooking other things too, but the onions take the cake. Incidently, I can't make a cake though.
4.I can make some pretty corny jokes
5. disarming a sexually charged joke/comment by either playing oblivious, or nitpicking it until it just makes no sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
I read a metric fuck-ton of science fiction and fantasy. Though I'm still getting around to the classics.
Currently Reading- Clash of Kings (A Song of Fire and Ice). I know, a bit late tongue party.
Favorite Books - Titanicus, The Hobbit, Soul Hunter, Ender's Game, Foundation, The Forever War, Horus Rising, Fire , The Postman, Game of Thrones, etc

TELEVISION

Ah now we see a tad more variation.
Favorites: Scrubs, Community, Doctor Who, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Archer, FLCL, etc

MOVIES
Favorites - Office Space, Super Troopers, Lincoln, The Hobbit, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Taken, Saving Private Ryan, Clerks, Mallrats, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Braveheart, The Brave Little Toaster, Monument Men, Kelly's Heroes, and anything by Monty Python.

MUSIC
Currently Listening to - Streetlight Manifesto, Lindsy Stirling, Upstanding Youth,
Favorite Artists - Rise Against, Streetlight Manifesto, Authority Zero, The Killers, Blink 182, Reel Big Fish
The six things I could never do without
Books
family
friendships
stupid humor
vision correction
cats? I couldn't think of 6.
No wait. Definitely cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have a tendency to think about things that i found funny when my mind wanders and will end up releasing a chuckle. As most people can't read my head, it just seems like i'm randomly laughing at nothing. Otherwise i love to think about worldbuilding, what im going to get for food, or how much i love sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally I'd be with a group of good friends, though the activity would vary. Summertime means bonfires where we just relax and enjoy epic conversation. Any activity is acceptable, as long as I enjoy the company of the people around me. Once we even burned a teddy bear my friend's ex gave her. It was like that scene at the end of Return of the Jedi when Luke torched Vader's corpse. The teddy burned and we just watched. It wasn't sorrowful like in the movie, there was much cackling.
I swear We are not pyros.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still buy a single game from each new generation of Pokemon games. But Red and Blue are not my favorites. oh no! prepare the inquisition!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy ridiculous things, or history. Or if you want to just trade odd or stupid thoughts and observations.