Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

ApplecookedDanes

22 Sioux City, IA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Dane, and I love ridiculous things.

I have a very dry sense of humor, though you can tell when I am serious because I have to use the word "seriously". Fair warning, as dry as it is, I'm pretty much never serious. Also dumb jokes and puns are friggen fantastic.
I have one very general philosophy: Don't be a dick.
Treating half of humanity as less than human is being a dick. Racism is being a dick. yelling at a cashier because you're mildly inconvenienced by a slight wait is being a dick. Robbing a bank is being a dick. Making rape jokes is being a dick. Dicks need to be called out on their dickishness. Other than that, Im usually pretty Live-and-Let-Live. Do what you like, enjoy what you want. Just dont be a dick.
Now to get away from that bit of angry rant, Time fer other stuff!
what of ridiculous things do I enjoy, you may be wondering. Well, generally i let my interests display that. But for a brief summary i can name some stuff.
My goal in life is to adopt a cat and name it Potato, and I own a stuffed charizard.
Speaking of cats, i apparently like to torture myself by looking at cat pictures online.
I mean torturing. So much adorable.
I'm a fan of plastic models and whiskey, though i highly recommend never mixing the two.
I often spell "you're" and "your" as "yer" and say "for" as "fer". not because they're shorter to write, but because I tend to write how I talk. Grammar fun!
Aside from those past times, I enjoy making maps. not of real places.
I own a collection of silly hats. My 21st birthday gift to myself was an Iowan flag.
I like stories. Stories in games, stories in books, stories from people. All of it. Pretty sure that's why I'm a history major. Just never ask me names and dates. I am terrible with names and dates.
I tend to be quiet around people I don't know, but not so much around people I'm comfortable around.
Swear to god, the adorable gets to me. (see bit about cat pictures)
Serious note: I do take my beliefs seriously. I am a feminist and I do believe wanting equality falls under "Don't Be a Dick". So the rant i made wasn't exactly tongue-in-cheek. I feel it's basic human fucking decency.
Serious note over.
Anyway!
Long story short, My name is Dane, and I enjoy ridiculous things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working as a bookseller as a certain large chain bookstore. Which is great. Though It is sometimes difficult to avoid impulse buying lots of awesome novels.
Otherwise I am attending college as a History major. My ultimate goal is to become an archivist, or glorified librarian.
I'm attempting to finish a map of an imaginary world. By "attempting" I mean do a bunch of work, forget about it and come back only to wonder what i was doing in the first place. Such is life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.I was pretty decent at Badminton in high school, but that doesn't count here I guess.
2.I seem to excel at making random obscure jokes involving history to people that don't have any idea what I am talking about.
3. I can cook a mean sliced onion in a frying pan. Perfectly salty yet sweet at the same time. Am working on cooking other things too, but the onions take the cake. Incidently, I can't make a cake though.
4.I can make some pretty corny jokes
5. disarming a sexually charged joke/comment by either playing oblivious, or nitpicking it until it just makes no sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Food? Easy. Corn on the Cob.

Books:
Science fiction. Particularly Alternate History.
Movies:
Office Space, Wayne's World, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Unicorn City, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Blues Brothers and a bunch more
Shows:
Scrubs, Community, Doctor Who, The Daily Show, Warehouse 13, the occasional Gundam series, FLCL, Firefly, Venture Bros, and quite a few others, though i can't recal at this moment.
Music:
I like 90's music? actually, my tastes are all over the place.
Vidya Games
I am a fan of video games. I love Bioshock, Final Fantasy, Skyrim, Civilization, Pokemon, Front Mission, World of Tanks, and many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
family
friendships
stupid humor
vision correction
cats? I couldn't think of 6.
No wait. Definitely cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a tendency to think about things that i found funny when my mind wanders and will end up releasing a chuckle. As most people can't read my head, it just seems like i'm randomly laughing at nothing. Otherwise i love to think about worldbuilding, what im going to get for food, or how much i love sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally I'd be with a group of good friends, though the activity would vary. Summertime means bonfires where we just relax and enjoy epic conversation. Bottom line is that my Fridays are typically geared towards spending time with friends. whether it be summer bonfires, drinking appletini's at a bar, watching youtube videos, or just lounging about talking nonsense.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still buy a single game from each new generation of Pokemon games. But Red and Blue are not my favorites.
oh no! prepare the inquisition!
Because Gold and Silver were the best.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a fan of: Ridiculous things, History, trading adorable cat pictures, trading silly thoughts or observations, word-humor, fantasy cartography (making fake maps!), or of people not being dicks to each other, then you should shoot me a message, Because Yer probably pretty damn interesting.