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Dane_partyfoul

28 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm fortunate to have found something I love doing for a living. Most of my time is spent behind a drawing table or drawing on people.
What I’m doing with my life
Tattooing. Painting. Learning. Doing. Getting white girl wasted.
I’m really good at
Drinking whiskey from the bottle then taking my clothes off. Making art. Telling stories. Grilling food. Finding weird videos online. Rolling blunts. Quoting movies. Singing along. Making you laugh at something you wouldn't normally laugh at. Making an ass out of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm doing hood rat shit with my friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Black Sabbath. Wu tang. Otis Redding. the Misfits. Minor threat. Bad Brains. Pulling Teeth. Motor Head, Jadakiss. Marvin Gaye. Old Crow Medicine Show. Avett Brothers. Ray Charles. Hank Williams.

Tv: Game of thrones. the Wire. the Pacific. Band of Brothers.

Movies: Sunshine. Aliens. Evil Dead. Dead Alive. Terminator 2. Batman(Michael Keaton).Step Brothers. Beetlejuice.
The six things I could never do without
food
water
shelter
a protective layer of skin
an immune system
art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how humans are doomed.
On a typical Friday night I am
drawing cause i work on saturdays. @___@
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the Bear is my power animal
I ate a paper bag once
I've purchased illegal fireworks and Mexican food out of cars
I recently ate ben&jerrys with a pocket knife cause I didn't have a spoon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're cute. Short. Curvy. And the coolest person I've ever met.

Or if you're Zooey Deschanel.