2013: New kid on the block. Just moved to Thailand from LA. Loved my demanding, high stress leveled, corporate job but said peace out to go to culinary school. You know, follow your dreams eat pray love sorta ordeal. Jk I haven't read it/seen it, should I? Julia Roberts is majestic as fuck.

Sucker for 80's teen movies, kicking ass and chewing bubblegum as a Digital Creative Producer (but secretly an aspiring chef), rager and a home body, artist with only sporadic sparks of creativity, catching sand crabs, creating obstacle courses to tire out my newphews, always hunting for new restaurants, museum meanderer, inadvertent couchsurfer, planning my next music festival (done with Coachella 2013 what next?), love meeting new people, nomadic traveler, happy go lucky, living life as proactively as possible, wish I had a puppy but don't have time

Careering, wander lusting and EATING EVERYTHING O_O

throwing dinner parties, throwing assholes on a yacht parties, hydrating, recreational water sports, hand stands, babysitting, brand strategy, traveling lackadaisically, conversing until the sun comes up, doodling, being happy

Working my way through Brothers Karamazov, streaming Trainspotting on Netflix, recording 30 Rock on DVR, Shawshank Redemption on TNT, The Princess Bride on DVD, beaming Dillon Francis on iTunes, tuning into Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on NPR, all the while waiting for butter to boil for my hollandaise to pour over my eggs benny

Who let the dogs out, theoretical implications of quantum physics, does this need sugar, salt or acid

Looking for an obscure salty dive bar with darts, catching a dj with too many Asian people, attending a horrible gallery opening that i thought said had an open bar, browning out at a friend's coming up with ridiculous ideas, out of town on a new adventure

My personal vendetta against the oxford comma

No pressure, add a new experience to life, and if it be right, we click, or at least not have to eat dinner alone like a weird person

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