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DangerPlatypus

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
2013: New kid on the block. Moved from LA to Bangkok to Paris. Loved my demanding, high stress leveled, corporate job but said peace out to go to culinary school. You know, follow your dreams eat pray love sorta ordeal. Jk I haven't read it/seen it, should I? Julia Roberts is majestic as fuck.

Sucker for 80's teen movies, artist with only sporadic sparks of creativity, museum meanderer, inadvertent couchsurfer, transient bohemian, planning my next music festival, living life as proactively as possible, wish I had a puppy but don't have time
What I’m doing with my life
Careering, wander lusting, binge eating
I’m really good at
throwing dinner parties, throwing assholes on a yacht parties, hydrating, recreational water sports, hand stands, babysitting, brand strategy, traveling lackadaisically, kicking ass and chewing bubblegum
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Working my way through a little Karamazov,
Bookmarking Murakami,
Trainspotting on Netflix,
The Princess Bride on DVD,
Community on DVR,
Beaming Dillon Francis on iTunes,
Classixx & Disclosure on playlist,
Tuning into Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on NPR,
all the while waiting for butter to boil for my hollandaise to pour over my eggs benny
The six things I could never do without
- Countries with relaxed Visa policies
- An available music source
- Vitamin D by way of sunshine
- Second-hand bookstores
- Dopamine, Endorphins, Oxytocin & Serotonin
- Love, Peace & Chicken Grease
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where babies come from, theoretical implications of quantum physics, does this need sugar, salt or acid
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for an obscure salty dive bar with darts, catching a dj with too many Asian people, attending a horrible gallery opening that i thought said had an open bar, browning out at a friend's coming up with ridiculous ideas, out of town on a new adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My personal vendetta against the oxford comma
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
No pressure, add a new experience to life, and if it be right, we click, or at least not have to eat dinner alone like a weird person

or you like postcards