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StaticDreamer86

28 F Merrick, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I find it so hard to summarize myself sometimes... So I wont. Besides, the rest of this page sums me up pretty well.

I'm currently in a polyamorous relationship with a very very awesome guy who I love very much. So don't be afraid to message me just because my profile says I'm seeing someone ;) (but I'm not really looking for another guy now, I'd love to meet a girl though)

Some random facts that don't fit anywhere else:
I'm a nerd.
I'm an ISFJ (myers-briggs personality type)
I love watching documentaries (especially on the science channel).
I love learning new things.
I am a very curious person.
I am submissive and indecisive, especially when it comes to decisions that affect other people (like, where to go or what to do with people)
I hate people who are more indecisive than I am (makes it impossible to do anything)
I'm more of a follower than a leader but the moment I don't think the leader is doing a good job I'll become interested in leading and try to take over.
I quote family guy all the time.
I love cuddling and being wrapped in someones arms.
I like people who are taller than me (or the same height) (this is not a requirement)
I like guys with long hair.
I think green eyes are sexy.
I like going to Broadway plays.
I like my music loud.
I don't sing in front of anyone ever, only when I'm alone
I don't drink while I'm eating even if its something spicy, I'll drink something after.
I'm weird.
I love science.
I probably won't like you if you aren't weird.
I will kick your butt in Tetris.
I overuse ellipses...
I don't like when creepy old guys message me.
I'm attracted to intelligence.
I think nerds are sexy.
I love exploring and going to new places.
I'm slightly obsessed with Pi.

So maybe that list summarizes me... oh well, it was easier than typing out a legitimate paragraph. Did I mention I can be lazy?

I am Shy, Sarcastic, and Empathetic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm passionate about all technology and science. I focused my career on computers though.

I've worked all kinds of jobs repairing proprietary electronics... I worked for a major automated retail company for a bit, fixing their kiosks... I've worked for shops doing repairs on video game consoles, and I worked for a company that made CCTV and commercial audio equipment, fixing mostly DVRs and some other assorted things. I always come back to PC repair though. Electronics are fun, but there doesn't seem to be any money in being a bench tech....

I'm currently a field tech for a computer shop and do repairs, networking, system administration, and all that fun stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at photography, digital art, Tetris, rhythm games (ddr, guitar hero, beatmania etc), anything related to electronics or technology, and a I'm also super good at being sarcastic at all the wrong moments and staying up late.

Things I'm not all that amazing at but still enjoy: Playing guitar, playing piano, making movies with my friends, video games in general, magic tricks, board games (not like monopoly or life... I mean good board games), D&D, and I'm sure there's more but that's all I can think of for now.

Things I suck at: Waking up early, being normal, getting to bed on time...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm shy and don't talk much. I just like to take in my surroundings. I warm up eventually though :)

If you notice something different, tell me :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't really read much, but I love science fiction.

Movies: Mostly comedy and science fiction (sci fi based
comedies are awesome), theres too much to list so just ask me if you want to know. My true favorite movies are the types that mess with your head though, like Fight Club, Donnie Darko and Sphere. I also love The Matrix, Back to the Future, Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Office Space, Spinal Tap and A Mighty Wind and anything else with Christopher Guest, anything by Kevin Smith, Trey Parker/Matt Stone, Mel Brooks, and lots more... (Extra points if you've seen Cannibal The Musical)

TV Shows: Stargate SG1 is my favorite but Atlantis and SGU are good too, Firefly, Family Guy, Futurama, most of the shows on Adult Swim especially Metalocalypse, Seinfeld, Southpark, Dead Like Me, The IT Crowd, Better Off Ted, Community, Sherlock, Archer, Fringe, Bobs Burgers, Mythbusters, How it's made, Ancient Aliens (because its hilarious), American Pickers, and lots more...

Music: I like classic rock and trance/techno, but I LOVE metal. I'll listen to anything from progressive rock to death metal, but progressive metal and instrumental stuff are the best. Dream Theater is my all time fave and Joe Satriani is my god. So basically, I'll listen to everything from The Beatles to Amon Amarth. I have hundreds of metal bands in my collection, so I couldn't list everything I like here, but the more obscure the better... In no particular order, here's some more bands:
Arch Enemy, O.S.I, Warmen, Apocalyptica, Marty Friedman, Children of Bodom, Opeth, Pagan's Mind, Orphaned Land, Mindless Self Indulgence, IQ, Stride, Jordan Rudess, John Petrucci, Blind Guardian, Derek Sherinian, Finntroll, Pink Floyd, Tomorrow's Eve, Angra, Ozric Tentacles, Adagio, Rush, Paul Gilbert, Steve Stevens, Tony Levin, Michael Pinella, Michael Harris, Symphony X, Animals As Leaders.

Video Games: I love puzzle games like Tetris, but I have to say my all time favorite is Perfect Dark followed by Goldeneye. Following very close to those is Portal and Mirror's Edge because of their uniqueness. RPGs are good if I can get into the story.... WoW consumed my soul for a while and Diablo 2 is classic. Pretty much any genre is good except sports games and I'm not too fond of RTS games lately. Recently me and my friends have been doing LAN parties and playing Team Fortress 2. Most recently I've been playing Rift since it went free to play.

Table Top and Card Games: Settlers Of Catan, Carcassonne, Cards Against Humanity, Magic: The Gathering, Disorder, Tsuro, Fits, Monopoly Deal, Paranoia (RPG), Call of Cthulhu (RPG), Dominion, Space Alert, King of Tokyo, Flash Duels, Black Box, Cosmic Encounter, Hanabi, Betrayal at house on the hill, and many more...

Food: I'm not too picky but I hate seafood. And mushrooms.
Mushrooms are my arch nemesis. I love spicy food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Camera (currently a Nikon D-5000)
Love
My Friends
Arduino
Music
My Car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wish my brain would shut up sometimes. I think about lots of things... I think about everything from whether or not there's someone out there who can love me and accept me for who I am (Edit: Apparently there is at least one... awejam), all the way up to whether or not time travel is possible, theoretical physics, and zombies taking over earth...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with some friends, at home playing my guitar or video games, at a friends house playing video games, or driving around aimlessly with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be pretty shy and I have some anxiety issues... so if I viewed your profile and didn't message you its not because I didn't like you, its probably because I was too afraid or didn't know what to say. I'm terrible at starting conversations with new people.

Also, I'm terrified of spiders. Completely. I refuse to even touch or look at a picture of a spider. (And pretty much anything else with more than 4 legs...)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you are okay with polyamory.

You should also message me if music is your life, if you're a nerd, if you love to learn, you understand the significance of the number 47, if you can accept me for who I am, or if you think I'm awesome :P

You should really especially message me if you're a dom. And definitely not message me if you're a sub... because 2 subs dating doesn't quite work lol

I seem to be getting a lot of cut and paste messages lately... so I'm throwing this in: If you're going to message me, say something about pancakes so I know you actually read at least one sentence of my profile :P (Or you know... actually try to connect with me in the message. Pancakes not actually required.)