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DaniKristina

28 F Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Bears. Beets. BattleStar Galactica.

I have a car, a job, no kids and 0 divorces.

I like to ask people to describe themselves in 5 words. If you feel like messaging me, I'd love to hear what your five are. Either that or come up with a question I can't resist to answer.

I'll give you one of mine and you can ask for the rest if you want them. Passionate: I love my life, I believe no matter the circumstances I always will. I live it to the fullest and I live it passionately. There are not many things in my life id change except having someone to share it with.

Question: if Hollywood was making a movie about you, who would play you and why?

Greenbay Packers obsessed.
A dog lover.
Still undecided about cats.
Do-gooder. Charity work ranks high on my list of priorities.
Hard worker.
Wine (champagne) lover.
Reader of fiction.
Collector of records.
Music admirer.
Hiker, camper & adventure seeker.

I care about people to a fault.
I smile more often than not.
I have a sense of humor and will usually find something to laugh about in any situation.

Some of my flaws:.
I over analyze things sometimes.
I notice grammar and spelling too much.
My beagle is the naughtiest dog ever and I love him just the same.

I have a few pet peeves:
1. Unnecessary use of the ellipsis...
2. Using the wrong homonyms.
3. When people somehow figure out how to write ghetto. I.e. "Wus gud mami" or "mi name is jr n I wanna no more bout yo fine self" yes these are real life examples.

A few tips for your OK cupid adventures from a girls perspective:

1. A simple "hi", "hello", or "hey girl..." will not get a response unless you look like Ryan gosling from crazy.stupid.love and assuming you look like Ryan gosling from that movie is probably not a good idea either. So basically take a moment to formulate a real sentence if you want a real response.

2. Asking me for my skype (which btw, No) in the first message is a fail. I will not give you an opportunity to be creepy visually as well as via text.

3. If you are so inclined to check who has browsed your page and then get upset when they don't message you back, here's some food for thought; they probably thought you were
a. Unattractive
b. not funny
c. Had a lack of personality in your photos or profile.
Do you really want to abrasively force someone who feels this way about you to message you?

4. Just like the next girl, I love to hear how beautiful my eyes and smile are. Genuinely love it. However; on this site it gets a bit tricky deciphering who even looked at your pictures and who sent that to every girl on here. So I may not respond even though I'm grateful for the compliment. Thank you.

5. Don't be a creep. I will not give you my number right away, I will not send you pics, I will not face time with you before we've met, I will not sleep with you and your wife.

6. I will... Participate in witty banter. Play along with any clever things you have to say. I love responding to this or that questions. I will always be honest and I will most likely think the quirkier you are the hotter you are. Don't be weird though.... Fine line fellas. Fine line. Xoxox
What I’m doing with my life
There are a few things: Break-Dance fighting, Rollerblading, dancing in the rain, turning my short stories in to films, coaching an adult co-ed cheer team and traveling the country as a motivational speaker.

Only one of these things is true.
I’m really good at
I've done a lot of things:

Dog trainer, paralegal specialist, lived in kuwait, budget analyst, reception, court reporting, unarmed combatives instructor, marketing assistant, cheer coach, and party planner.

Only one of these things ISN'T true.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most times my smile, or how much I smile. My eyes are a weird color for my coloring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Inception, Fight Club, i love you man, Vanilla Sky, shutter island, Good Will Hunting, zooLander & Super Troopers
Books: Fiction, Fiction, Fiction. Fight club is my Favorite book.
Music: mostly anything that doesn't suck, and some stuff that does.
The six things I could never do without
Music
My naughty beagle
Outdoor adventures
Google (I google EVERYTHING)
Emoji - there is a face for everything.
Laughing (and smiling, and being happy)
On a typical Friday night I am
I spend my friday nights at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can hold a red tail boa constrictor like it's a pet kitten, but I'll sceam bloody murder at a spider in my place.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Does anyone really pay attention to this? I think by this point in my profile you've already decided if you're going to or not.