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Daniel-ish

22 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Seattle-based comedian. Stand up mostly, but a couple friends and I also do a monthly sketch/late night talk show that I love dearly.

I'm part self-aware idiot jock/part awkward nerd. I'm equal parts blender bottle and gamecube controller.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Again: as much comedy as I can fit into my life. The endgoal is somewhere between Dan Harmon, Conan O'Brien, Seth Rogen, and Fran Drescher.*

In order to live in this magical land of no-sun, I also have to work out a few days a week to keep my brain happy.

*I look up only to Fran Drescher
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty solid at optimism. Also, I figure we're all likely to die one day, so I don't see the point in living an upset life. Hence, I find a reason to like most things.

Super Smash Bros Melee and ping pong. Had I been born 8 years earlier (and with shitty priorities) I would have ruled the lamest fraternity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The eyebrows. I gotta say...they're sorta majestic...I don't like how proud of them I am....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of Thrones, Firefly, Hannibal, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Flight of the Conchords

Chance the Rapper, LCD Soundsystem, Childish Gambino, Kanye West, Das Racist, Born Ruffians, Kid Cudi, The Roots, The Space Jam Soundtrack, The XX (If you're into them and you haven't heard their cover of Florence and the Machine's "You Got the Love", go look it up immediately). I also like almost all indie rock that's been played for me, i just don't really seek it out.

The Dark Knight, The Brothers Bloom, I Heart Huckabees, Superbad, Space Jam

All food that doesn't have olives in it, and also some food that has olives in it.

Space Jam: The Book.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, then sticking around the show afterward for drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If girls weren't a thing that existed, my room would be eternally dirty.