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DanimalBlueEyes

32 Hoboken, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from masters program
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcastic conversationalist seeking wine consuming companion for witty banter and/or long walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to balance personal growth/healthy lifestyle while still having fun on the weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, holding long/random conversations, remaining positive, staying in touch with friends, setting and achieving goals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee....oh wait that was Muhammad Ali
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Departed, No Country for Old Men, Goodwill Hunting, Wedding Crashers, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, The Shawshank Redemption, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Superbad, Stepbrothers, Crazystupidlove, Gangs of New York, Zoolander, Blue Valentine, Rounders, Dead Poets Society, The Goonies, 500 days of summer, Boondock Saints, to name a few classics and then some....

Food: Yes.

Books: mostly nonfiction ranging from economic theory to nonverbal communication.

Music: Way too many to list, but I can say Pandora and Spotify are part of my daily life. Extremely diverse music interests aside, if I was ever to DJ a wedding it would essentially be a Hall & Oates playlist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best way to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms; balanced marshmallows/oats consumption or delaying satisfaction for the big payoff by saving all the marshmallows until the end.
You should message me if
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You are entertained by my photos, have interesting stories to share, are open minded, and have a good, better yet slightly sarcastic, sense of humor.