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DanimalJenkins

35 M Stafford, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am the guy you fight at the end of the game.
What I’m doing with my life
Wandering around my lair waiting for a band of adventurers to try and take me down. Apparently they want revenge or something? I don't even know who they are.
I’m really good at
Training Pokemon.

Ignoring kohai.

Distilling wisdom and philosophy into kohai/senpai terminology.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lair is amazing. A++++ would do a boss battle in here again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How to Become a Pokemon Master
by Hank Schlesinger
ISBN-10: 0312972563
ISBN-13: 978-0312972561

I don't even own that book. I'm just assuming it's good.
The six things I could never do without
My waifu pillow.
Fedora or trillby for excessive tipping.
Complete DBZ on Blu-Ray
My other waifu pillow.
My seven sets of suspenders I wear all at once.
Tripp pants.

It should be obvious I don't own any of these.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How great it will be to finally find an adventurer that has a properly min/maxed skill set and has spent time levelling up that can take me down. What cosplays to work on next. How I'm going to pay for all these cosplay supplies and hotels for conventions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing battle with some scrublords in my lair. Cleaning up the mess. Watching SmackDown.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is like the "What are your flaws" question that you get asked in an interview. And anything admitted here is no longer private at all. So, I'm guessing that everyone bullshits this but tries to sound sincere or coy.

I'm from Earth, but a different time stream where it's yesterday still, and all the fantasy monsters are real. Except dragons. I mean, we have dragons but they're basically just bigass lizards. But they don't hoard treasures or kidnap maidens. They will EAT a maiden, no problem. It's a big news day when a unicorn wanders onto a highway and gets plowed by a semi. Not because they're rare, they're basically wild horses, but when one dies it shoots glitter all over the damn place and a rainbow descends onto it. Imagine my shock when I got here and you guys just ride them around, and they have no horns. And they aren't full of glitter. The big shock was how little else is different. We still have school shootings, the economy is shit after the housing bubble burst due to sub-prime loans, and the world is in turmoil. Humans will be humans.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you have spent enough time wandering around outside levelling up and are ready to take me on and watch the end credits.

Or if you want to discuss kohai/senpai philosophy.

Real talk: I'm to the stage in my life where I don't enjoy hookups like I once did. I'm just looking for friends who share interests with me and if we have a good connection and something else develops, that's great. I'm not jumping into anything.