I <3 Chris Kluwe
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a server at a restaurant in midtown. live in midtown. Going to
school to be Mr. Kotter.
I’m really good at
keeping myself entertained with a minimum amount of
Eating copious amounts of sour cream, defibrillating conversations
and then killing them.
The first things people usually notice about me
My facial expressions (that im usually unaware of)
My obnoxiously loud voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:The Master and the Margarita!, The Road, Cat's Cradle,
Anything by Daniel Pinchbeck, Frederick Douglas' auto-biography,
Villa Incognito, Newspapers. Movies: Adaptation, Biutiful, Michael
Clayton, Eastern Promises, Traffic, Me and you and everyone we
know, 23 others i cant think of now. Shows: The wire, twin peaks,
game of thrones, arrested development, macgyver. Music: all kinds:
Radiohead, nick cave, tv on the radio, exuma, lcd soundsystem,
hoagy charmichael, david lynch, PETER GABRIEL, Wu Tang (RZA:
Ghostdog soundtrack), everything under the moon that moves me...
Food: Everything, steamed dumplings and sour cream would deserve
special mention, but unfortunately i've discovered, not together...
The six things I could never do without
shag brown area rug
my apartment or somewhere livable
my friends and family
Omar the cat
is that 5 or 7? either way i fucked up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Holy shit! That's fuckin crazy!"
Theoretical physics and other things I have a bad grasp of.
Where the fuck that thing I lost is.
women, sex (Does that go without saying? Is that tacky?I'm just
trying to answer the question.)
How fortunate and unfortunate i am to live in this country and why
i'm so disheartened and desensitized in it.
The world.. no, i mean the actual fucking globe.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I look good in lipstick.
You should message me if
you're a little nerdy and very nice, or nice masquerading as
bitchy. Occasionally awkward. Have a very strong and shameless
sense of yourself.