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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 26, 2013
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I <3 Chris Kluwe
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a server at a restaurant in midtown. live in midtown. Going to school to be Mr. Kotter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
keeping myself entertained with a minimum amount of stimulation,
Eating copious amounts of sour cream, defibrillating conversations and then killing them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My facial expressions (that im usually unaware of)
My obnoxiously loud voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:The Master and the Margarita!, The Road, Cat's Cradle, Anything by Daniel Pinchbeck, Frederick Douglas' auto-biography, Villa Incognito, Newspapers. Movies: Adaptation, Biutiful, Michael Clayton, Eastern Promises, Traffic, Me and you and everyone we know, 23 others i cant think of now. Shows: The wire, twin peaks, game of thrones, arrested development, macgyver. Music: all kinds: Radiohead, nick cave, tv on the radio, exuma, lcd soundsystem, hoagy charmichael, david lynch, PETER GABRIEL, Wu Tang (RZA: Ghostdog soundtrack), everything under the moon that moves me... Food: Everything, steamed dumplings and sour cream would deserve special mention, but unfortunately i've discovered, not together...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
shag brown area rug
my apartment or somewhere livable
my friends and family
Omar the cat
is that 5 or 7? either way i fucked up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social graces/interactions
"Holy shit! That's fuckin crazy!"
Theoretical physics and other things I have a bad grasp of.
Where the fuck that thing I lost is.
women, sex (Does that go without saying? Is that tacky?I'm just trying to answer the question.)
How fortunate and unfortunate i am to live in this country and why i'm so disheartened and desensitized in it.
The world.. no, i mean the actual fucking globe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look good in lipstick.
You should message me if
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you're a little nerdy and very nice, or nice masquerading as bitchy. Occasionally awkward. Have a very strong and shameless sense of yourself.