I <3 Chris Kluwe

I'm a server at a restaurant in midtown. live in midtown. Going to school to be Mr. Kotter.

keeping myself entertained with a minimum amount of stimulation,
Eating copious amounts of sour cream, defibrillating conversations and then killing them.

My facial expressions (that im usually unaware of)
My obnoxiously loud voice

Books:The Master and the Margarita!, The Road, Cat's Cradle, Anything by Daniel Pinchbeck, Frederick Douglas' auto-biography, Villa Incognito, Newspapers. Movies: Adaptation, Biutiful, Michael Clayton, Eastern Promises, Traffic, Me and you and everyone we know, 23 others i cant think of now. Shows: The wire, twin peaks, game of thrones, arrested development, macgyver. Music: all kinds: Radiohead, nick cave, tv on the radio, exuma, lcd soundsystem, hoagy charmichael, david lynch, PETER GABRIEL, Wu Tang (RZA: Ghostdog soundtrack), everything under the moon that moves me... Food: Everything, steamed dumplings and sour cream would deserve special mention, but unfortunately i've discovered, not together...

shag brown area rug
my apartment or somewhere livable
my friends and family
NPR/NETV/IPTV
Omar the cat
is that 5 or 7? either way i fucked up

Social graces/interactions
"Holy shit! That's fuckin crazy!"
Theoretical physics and other things I have a bad grasp of.
Where the fuck that thing I lost is.
women, sex (Does that go without saying? Is that tacky?I'm just trying to answer the question.)
How fortunate and unfortunate i am to live in this country and why i'm so disheartened and desensitized in it.
food.
The world.. no, i mean the actual fucking globe.
Yoda

working.

I look good in lipstick.

you're a little nerdy and very nice, or nice masquerading as bitchy. Occasionally awkward. Have a very strong and shameless sense of yourself.