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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 24
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I am a philosopher by trade, bad poet by habit, and a literary fiend by necessity. So, I'm a nerdy fellow with a penchant for spending too much free time playing video games, and reading. Though I certainly have an active side that loves to play racquetball, go kayaking, and hiking and other such adventurous whatnot. I'm an atheist and a feminist with a bit of socialist streak.

I'm an introvert that loves engaging, earnest, intimate conversation. I'm from the deep South and am up here to finish my Masters degree in philosophy (last semester!), but am lacking in any cool Southern accent.

I'm not one of those macho guys whose feelings only consist of rock and roll and not being afraid of things, and I tend to think gender norms are silly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adjunct professor starting in the Summer. Living the dream of the impoverished intellectual!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading for days, and analyzing media until even the Freudians are screaming “Sometimes a cigar is simply a cigar!”
The first things people usually notice about me
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I’m waif thin, I eschew gender norms, and am infectiously passionate about more things than I can shake a stick at... And I'm a damn good stick shaker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Fantasy, literary fiction, science fiction, new weird, poetry, philosophy, and more or less anything I can get my hands onto.

Movies- Is it just me or are movies the short stories of our time? I’ve stopped looking for character development in them, since it is so much richer in books and tv shows that last 8 seasons long. Give me a movie with a novel idea, that passes the Bechdel test, and that doesn’t have too many explosions and I’m probably interested.

Shows- Too many, I’m something of a Netflix addict. I just started watching Unbreakable Kim Schmidt, and I’m in love.

Videogames- For nostalgic days, Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Diablo II and Starcraft. Minecraft is great for shutting off my brain for a spell, but I do fall in love with games with a good story.

Music- , ,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art- From paintings to literature, to video games, any kind of art. Without it I would wither and die.

Good conversation

Nostalgia- “I was nostalgic from an early age”

Brainless entertainment- I have to shut off every now and then right?

Furry critters- You probably shouldn’t trust me, I’m probably using you to get closer to your cat, dog, or other furry friend.

A goal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cool philosophy questions, duh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cf. "On a typical Friday night I am..."
You should message me if
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You should message me if you've got 99 problems and the heteronormative capitalist patriarchy is the majority of those problems.

Send me poetry, ideas, art, politics, and/or philosophy and I am yours. I tend to fall for a lady after she expresses a few cool ideas or cultural critiques.