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Last online
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Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Danny. I like philosophy and making people laugh, and the magical moments when those two things are mutually inclusive. I get very excited any time I hear a novel idea, or start a new book/show/hobby or when I'm talking to someone interested in the same things I'm passionate about. I'm something of a media/art junky; any day that goes by without a book, show, movie, music or viewing of some kind of art is a wasted day.

I'm from the deep South but am lacking in any cool Southern accent. I’m an outspoken feminist and atheist with something of a socialist streak who regularly makes valiant attempts to not take life too seriously.

I'm not one of those macho guys whose feelings only consist of rock and roll and not being afraid of things, and I tend to think gender norms are silly.

I love bookworms, people that are outspoken about their beliefs, or anyone that will talk nerdy to me. Depth in a partner is very important to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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For now I force college kids to read and write about philosophy. Most days it tends to pretty much be the best possible job in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading for days, and analyzing media until even the Freudians are screaming “Sometimes a cigar is simply a cigar!”
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m pretty thin, I eschew gender norms, and am infectiously passionate about more things than I can shake a stick at... And I'm a damn good stick shaker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Fantasy, literary fiction, science fiction, new weird, poetry, philosophy, and more or less anything I can get my hands onto.

Movies- Is it just me or are movies the short stories of our time? I’ve stopped looking for character development in them, since it is so much richer in books and tv shows that last 8 seasons long. Give me a movie with a novel idea, that passes the Bechdel test, and that doesn’t have too many explosions and I’m probably interested. Anything by Wes Anderson is pretty amazing.

Shows- Too many, I’m something of a Netflix addict. Unbreakable Kim Schmidt, Parks and Recreation, and Community are some of my favorites.

Videogames- For nostalgic days, Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Diablo II and Starcraft. Minecraft is great for shutting off my brain for a spell, but I do fall in love with games with a good story.

Music- A sample: , ,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meaningful conversation

Interesting books/shows/games

Music I can dance to. "We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once."

A workout buddy

Furry critters- You probably shouldn’t trust me, I’m probably using you to get closer to your cat, dog, or other furry friend.

A goal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cool philosophy questions, duh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, on a Netflix binge or maybe having a game night with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've read Nietzsche and liked it >.>
You should message me if
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You should message me if you've got 99 problems and the hetero-normative capitalist patriarchy is the majority of those problems.