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Hey, I'm Danny. I like philosophy and making people laugh, and the
magical moments when those two things are mutually inclusive. I get
very excited any time I hear a novel idea, or start a new
book/show/hobby or when I'm talking to someone interested in the
same things I'm passionate about.
I'm from the deep South but am lacking in any cool Southern accent.
I’m an outspoken feminist and atheist with something of a socialist
streak who regularly makes valiant attempts to not take life too
I'm not one of those macho guys whose feelings only consist of rock
and roll and not being afraid of things, and I tend to think gender
norms are silly.
I love bookworms, people that are outspoken about their beliefs, or
anyone that will talk nerdy to me. Depth in a partner is very
important to me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adjunct professor of philosophy starting in the Fall. Living the
dream of the impoverished intellectual!
I’m really good at
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Reading for days, and analyzing media until even the Freudians are
screaming “Sometimes a cigar is simply a cigar!”
The first things people usually notice about me
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I’m waif thin, I eschew gender norms, and am infectiously
passionate about more things than I can shake a stick at... And I'm
a damn good stick shaker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Fantasy, literary fiction, science fiction, new weird,
poetry, philosophy, and more or less anything I can get my hands
Movies- Is it just me or are movies the short stories of our time?
I’ve stopped looking for character development in them, since it is
so much richer in books and tv shows that last 8 seasons long. Give
me a movie with a novel idea, that passes the Bechdel test, and
that doesn’t have too many explosions and I’m probably interested.
Anything by Wes Anderson is pretty amazing.
Shows- Too many, I’m something of a Netflix addict. Unbreakable Kim
Schmidt, Parks and Recreation, and Community are some of my
Videogames- For nostalgic days, Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Diablo II
and Starcraft. Minecraft is great for shutting off my brain for a
spell, but I do fall in love with games with a good story.
Music- A sample:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music I can dance to. "We should consider every day lost on which
we have not danced at least once."
A workout buddy
Furry critters- You probably shouldn’t trust me, I’m probably using
you to get closer to your cat, dog, or other furry friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cool philosophy questions, duh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, on a Netflix binge or maybe having a game night with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've read Nietzsche and liked it >.>
You should message me if
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You should message me if you've got 99 problems and the
hetero-normative capitalist patriarchy is the majority of those
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