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DannyD1486

27 M Des Plaines, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I thoroughly enjoy making fun of nearly anything that happens in life. Most importantly myself. Just look at that dorky smile. I have a mind that I can't seem to shut up at times so it is usually getting ready for some semi-inappropriate observation or sarcasm. I'm not a dick. I just enjoy saying dickish things at times for cheap laughs. I rarely mean any of it.

I don't have many expectations on this site but am looking for someone who enjoys to laugh and considers themselves to be fairly quick witted. Someone who understands the definition of a joke.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working 40-hour weeks, eating (fairly) healthy, staying active, along with some other stuff filling in the gaps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Online profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not know. Currently rocking a beard so it could be that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Huxley, Orwell.

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Seinfeld.

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Muse, The Raconteurs, The Black Keys, Incubus, A Wilhelm Scream, Strung Out, Chuck Ragan, Explosions in the Sky, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Movies: Fight Club, Snatch, Inception, Blow, Donnie Brasco, There Will Be Blood, Gangs of New York, Avatar

Food: Is delicious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At what age could I retire
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was created from stardust and so were you
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy eating your food more than taking pictures of it.

You want to grab a beer and talk some shit.

You want to go see some live music. By music I mean people actually playing instruments not mashing buttons on their sick soundboard.

You're beard friendly.

Your username ends in "saurus"