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DannyD1486

28 Des Plaines, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy making fun of almost anything. Mainly myself. Just look at that dorky smile. I have a mind that I can't seem to shut up at times so it is usually getting ready for some semi-inappropriate observation or form of sarcasm. I'm not a dick. I just enjoy saying dickish things at times for cheap laughs. I rarely mean any of it.

I don't have many expectations on this site but am looking for someone who enjoys to laugh and considers themselves to be fairly quick witted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 40-hour weeks, eating (fairly) healthy, staying active, along with some other stuff filling in the gaps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Online profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Huxley, Orwell.

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Seinfeld.

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Muse, The Raconteurs, The Black Keys, Incubus, A Wilhelm Scream, Strung Out, Chuck Ragan, Explosions in the Sky, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Movies: Fight Club, Snatch, Inception, Blow, Donnie Brasco, There Will Be Blood, Gangs of New York, Avatar

Food: Is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All six of my senses. Especially the sixth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to think I'm funny. I wouldn't be surprised if I wasn't.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go do stuff, and drink stuff, and eat stuff, and laugh at stuff.