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29 Des Plaines, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I'm here to find someone to connect with. You know, the natural progression of friends into a possible relationship parlayed into 3 kids and a mortgage.

I'm often sarcastic and can have a dark sense of humor but rarely mean any of it. I like to make people laugh for the sake of laughter. I can also be a gentleman who shows respect and has empathy for others. I enjoy being honest and have no problem expressing that when asked. I don't know what to expect from this site.

I used the letter "I" a lot in this self summary. It's the only way I know how to speak for myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a full-time job doing general maintenance and carpentry type work. Jack of all (some) trades and master of none (none). When not working I like to read, bike, exercise, see live music/shows, camp, binge watch a tv series or two, among other things.

I also live on my own and have for the last 5 years or so and own a vehicle. Adult stuffs.
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Huxley, Orwell.

Recently finished reading 'The Martian'. It was pretty decent. Am currently reading 'The Dinner'. Stay tuned for my awesome review...

Shows: Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Parks and Rec, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Walking Dead, Peaky Blinders, Archer.

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Muse, The Raconteurs, The Black Keys, Incubus, A Wilhelm Scream, Strung Out, Chuck Ragan, Explosions in the Sky, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Movies: Fight Club, Snatch, Inception, Blow, Donnie Brasco, There Will Be Blood, Gangs of New York, Avatar

Food: Is delicious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to think I'm funny. I wouldn't be surprised if I wasn't.
You should message me if
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You want to go do stuff, and drink stuff, and eat stuff, and laugh at stuff.

You have a picture of your dog or one of you doing yoga outside.

Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. Shoot me a message if you genuinely want to talk and possibly meet in real life space.