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26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:48pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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This shit is weird.
I'm Danny. I work in customer service so I hate almost everyone but I'm still a pretty nice dude. I like antiques, taxidermy, oldies, whiskey and getting shit done. I'm damn good at cooking, but I can only bake one thing. Used to be a hair stylist and then a janitor and then a cook and then a bar tender. Next I'm gonna make a barbershop appear out of no where, so if you're a licensed barber, lets talk about it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Scrambled eggs.
I’m really good at
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Scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A homeless guy told me I look like Montgomery Clift one time, so I googled Montgomery Clift and I gotta say, I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Ender's Game, Invisible Monster, Slapstick, Tales of Ordinary Madness.
Movies: The Silence of the Lambs, The Departed, Candyman, Hobo With a Shotgun, Super Troopers, Sukiyaki Western Django, Imprint, The Fly, Primer, City of God, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!. Shows: Peep Show, Cheers, Metalocalypse, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad.
Music: Iggy Pop, Link Wray, Sam Cooke, The Addicts, GG Allin, Tom Waits, Joe Tex, Dusty Springfield, Wanda Jackson, T. Rex, Piero Umilliani, Nick Cave, Grinderman, Heart, The Misfits, The Buzzcocks.
Food: toast with margarine, red meat, popsicles, burritos, empanadas, and scrambled eggs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shrunken head.
A brain.
Cat like reflexes.
This painting of a wolf.
A very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Godzilla vs. King Kong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crushing my enemies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't expect things to go very well...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't want me to do yoga. I'm not going to do yoga, so just drop it. If this doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.