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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jul 27
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a comic. I never ended up trying it but I think I got the best alternative. I get to wake up each day and go onto the stage of teaching where I can partially live my dream of being a comic.

I'm a teacher and I teach middle schoolers. I just heard your groan. Don't worry... they're not THAT bad. It works out, I am that teacher who likes to have fun both in and out of the classroom. Also, I think my personality is one that stands out. When I'm excited about something I can be very visually descriptive. I suppose you could almost say I'm like my "class clown" of my teaching staff. I am the one making students and teachers laugh daily.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently graduated from college and landed a job. (Check off the list of "The nearly impossible" for our generation. In the short term, I play hockey regularly during the week about 2 to 3 times through out the week. I also keep up my street cred as a gamer and play random video games in my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an expert procrastinator. I doubt many can touch my level of professional procrastination... I'm not going to say I'm good at hockey because I'm not pro... so I'm "okay." However I do love it which is all that matters. I can cook pretty decently especially when I can follow some recipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends where I am, if I'm in public or larger group, I'm usually quiet and in my own world.

If I am in the classroom or at work I am usually in the direction of all of the laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I am a fan of science fiction, historical fiction, and fantasy novels.

Some favorite movies are: Big Lebowski, Tommy Boy, In Bruges, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Donnie Darko, Office Space, 5th element, 28 Days Later.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Orange is the New Black, Doctor Who, IT Crowd, Always Sunny, Workaholics, Louie, and science and/or history documentaries.

My music taste generally is around Rock. Some favorite would have to be Radiohead, The Black Keys, Metric, Sublime, Muse, Bob Marley, Jimmy Hendrix, and Beatles.

I love most any foods but I can not bring myself to eat olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Comedy
2. A quiet place to unwind and procrastinate.
3. Friends/Fam
4. Hockey
5. Computer
6. Some sort of Camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next lesson, teaching, music, history, science, space and time, figuring out what to eat and/or cook later. How I am like Steven Yeun in thinking ahead and too much like this:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy staying in and relaxing. I am probably more of a homebody but I'm am not against going out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have zero debt from going to college.
You should message me if
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You're not one to rush into things. I like to take my time and am looking for someone with patience and that is looking for a long term thing. :)

Also, Your face didn't do this:

Added bonus points for knowing who this is or the character.