I consider myself to be creative, active, cheerful witty and at least smart enough to put my clothes on correctly almost every day. I utilize that skill to save the world. I am currently working on inventing a less expensive substitute for air.

I believe the brain is the sexiest body part.

I would like to believe that I am too complex to sum up in a few sentences.
I enjoy philosophy and counting to 41 in a variety of languages.
My body is composed primarily of water.

I hope, one day, to acquire a sense of irony.

A good time MUST include laughing.
In others, I value warmth, compassion, creativity and intellect.

Please note that messages that contain the expression "lol" may not be answered. Actually laughing out loud, however, is strongly encouraged.

I am Perspicacious, Enlightened, and Fun

I actively support earth's plant life by exhaling carbon dioxide on a daily basis.
I attempt to say something humorous every day.
I encourage originality by openly mocking people that speak in cliches.
I've been working on the railroad all the live long day.

self-deprecation

My presence

I like all four of those things a great deal; but if forced to choose one, I guess it would be food because of its essential role in sustaining life.

I am a newspaper addict. When I sit down with a book, I prefer fiction. I worship Kurt Vonnegut. I read everything produced by John Irving, Christopher Buckley and William Kinsella.

I like films that I will think of later as ways to relate to situations. Words and emotions do more for me than watching things blow up. I am always willing to devote 30 - 120 minutes of my time to laughing.
My top 20 list:
1 Field of Dreams
2 American Beauty
3 Buffalo Ranching in Massachussets
4 North by Northwest
5 Citizen Kane
6 The Big Sleep
7 Wild in the Streets
8 Manhattan
9 Le Ballet Mechanique
10 When Harry Met Sally
11 Harold & Maude
12 Head
13 Duck Soup
14 Putney Swope
15 Greaser's Palace
16 Catch Me If You Can
17 Greaser's Palace
18 The Great Dictator
19 The Last Picture Show
20 The Strange Love of Martha Ivers
add to that ANY sports movie

I can hear music. Sweet, sweet music. Whenever you're with me. Whenever you're near.

I prefer not to kill our fellow land dwellers to eat and want more than sustenance from mealtime. Cultural exposure, tactile sensation, creative combination or just plain mouth searing spice will all do nicely.

air
water
Salvador Dali
sponges
water
air

Without You by Dante®

The moon is talking to me
In a quizzical
Scolding voice
Wondering why
I’m here without you

Fiddling in the sand
The crabs pinch as they skitter by
Making their point
“Wake up!”
This is no place to be alone

There is a dance to be done
Light shimmering on the water
Water lapping the sand
Yet here without a partner
I can not perform my piece

Dreams arc the skyline
Reflecting on the water
Where their beauty derives
From the fact that they can be seen
By both our eyes together

Moments flow in endless succession
No more alike than snowflakes
So while there will be others
This one that we should have together
Is wasted on the moon and I alone

©2008 Dantevision, Inc.

spacebar by Dante®

last night at the space bar
i didn’t want to press
so my words ran together
not making any sense

i sat at the space bar
with nothing to drink
and yet i left staggering
from too much to think

last night at the space bar
i created a scene
shouting “i’m better without you”
when that’s not what i mean

floating at the space bar
with no gravitational force
i felt your attraction
but we never got close

right there at the space bar
i met the girl of my dreams
before i got to know her
i was back home

last night at the space bar
was i wasting my time?
seeking radio contact
yet i woke up alone

©2008 Dantevision, Inc.

It saddens me that dogs don't have hands

You have smiled at all while reading here (or about anything today).
You have snacks (preferably pickled fish).
You would like to connect with someone who will write back. I may not get back to you immediately, but I was raised to be considerate and a friendly message deserves a response.