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27 M Hercules, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:29pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in Marin, went to college for audio and business in Florida, got tired of living in the land of the eternal sauna and retirees, and came back to the Bay Area to do nothing relevant to my degrees. I have a very down to earth attitude and give off an incredibly nerdy vibe. Aside from my magnificently gelled bangs, I am a pretty low maintenance dude who just enjoys life’s simple pleasures.

I'm sarcastic, witty, empathetic, intelligent, kind/caring/nice, shy, playful, honest, curious, and hard working. I realize just rattling off traits makes me sound like I'm trying to auction myself off like a horse (ladies...).

Just as a heads up, I recently got out of a serious, long term relationship and I am not looking for something of that type currently. I just want to talk to and meet people and see if we connect, friends or otherwise. I'm pretty new to this whole thing in general.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring things out.
Looking for new experiences.
Getting back into the shape I want to be in through soccer, yoga, and flailing around with heavy objects.
Pushing myself to learn more about what I'm interested in (which currently is BBQ and smoking meats).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at things differently.
Being awkward.
Nerd stuff.
Bad jokes and sexual innuendos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name. My lanky frame from years playing of soccer, Tae Kwon Do, and probably not eating enough. My volcanic blue eyes. Also that I'm probably shy and quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Feel free to just glaze over this, I won't hold it against you. I'd rather discuss it in person anyways.

Books: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Mystery, Crime, Historical, Biographies, Cartoon Comic books.
Some favorites are: Nightside Series, Dresden Files, Conan the barbarian stories, Phantom Tollbooth. Lately been reading spiritual / emotional / learning books that have made a huge difference in how I look at myself and others.

Shows: honestly not a big TV series person. I like Archer, Sherlock, How It's Made, Scooby-Doo, cooking/restaurant shows, home improvement stuff, "reality" like Dirty Jobs, Ghost Adventures, Anthony Bourdain anything.

Movies: Comedy, action, mystery, sci-fi...Super Troopers, Clue, Fast and Furious movies, terrible SyFy movies (GHOST SHARK), Mystery Science Theater 3000, cheesy martial arts movies. I'd better class this up by adding I love Big Fish and movies that aren't actually terrible too.

Music: Mostly rock and techno/edm, but lots of different things catch my ear.
Some favorite bands from rock: Something Corporate (Jack's Mannequin by default as well), Rise Against, Sum 41, Blink 182, The Rocket Summer, Foo Fighters, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth.

For Techno/EDM: Basshunter, David Guetta, Scooter, Italo Brothers, Hadouken!, Danny Byrd, Netsky, Mord Fustang, Rameses B, I like a ton more but no point listing them.

Food: Sandwiches, pizza, cheeseburgers, and barbecue are my favorites. I'm down for just about anything except really spicy foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cats (isn't that the same thing as internet now?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How is that even a comfortable position for my cat to sleep in?
What's for lunch?
Why does everyone keep yelling "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!" at me?
Why am I still talking to myself on an online dating site?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner and drinks with friends, reading/researching something, or just relaxing at home playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to grow up to be Tintin, but with a cat.

420 friendly.
You should message me if
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You want a fun loving dork to talk to who can hold intelligent and meaningful conversations...or just make terrible jokes and funny faces. You made it to the bottom and didn't take any of this TOO seriously, and maybe even found it amusing.