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Danuerysm

35 Martinez, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Management
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Grew up in punk, questioning everything. Seeping with sarcasm. Learning not to be such a pessimist.

Desperately fighting to avoid being a dad joke maker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Walking my dog endlessly and teaching my daughter how to make fun of people.

I pet dogs all day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting a soundtrack to a situation and putting my foot in my mouth (unfortunately just figuratively).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books. Mostly sociology type books or sub genre based books also post apocalyptic books.

I like music to an obsessive point. The Smiths, Ryan Adams, Elliot Smith, Bad Brains, City and Colour, Lucero, Cro-mags, Percy Sledge, Smashing Pumpkins, Tim Barry, etc.
I've been told I listen to too much sad music.

I like all kinds of movies, and will watch most of them even bad ones.
Blue Valentine, High Fidelity, Almost Famous, Say Anything, Goonies, Revenge of the Nerds, National Lampoons Vacation (all), Predator, Hot Tub Time Machine, Fast and the Furious 5-7.

Horror, Comedy, Drama, Indie, Action, Rom Com.
I get really sucked into sad movies and ones about growing up.

I also like comedy a great deal. Louis CK, Aziz Ansari, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Bill Burr, Chelsea Perretti, Michael Ian Black.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm
The Simpsons
Peanut Butter
Good Conversation
Bad Movies
Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If time travel is possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spanning time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't care for The Princess Bride (a friend told me to take this out, she said it's driving potential dates away. I'm holding out hope one lady agrees with me).

It makes me happy to see people win on Let's Make A Deal.

One time when I was 13 I had my hair straightened, after school the first day I washed my hair with regular shampoo and the curls came back. I cried a lot. (This may or may not be a true story).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have to REALLY love movies. Probably would work out best if you liked a wide range of comedy and wearing vans shoes.