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My self-summary
Grew up in punk, questioning everything. Seeping with sarcasm. Learning not to be such a pessimist.

Desperately fighting to avoid being a dad joke maker.
What I’m doing with my life
Walking my dog endlessly and teaching my daughter how to make fun of people.

I pet dogs all day.

Quick reviews of movies on Instagram with a buddy, check it out @jahmovieclub
I’m really good at
Setting a soundtrack to a situation and putting my foot in my mouth (unfortunately just figuratively).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books. Mostly sociology type books or sub genre based books also post apocalyptic books.

I like music to an obsessive point. The Smiths, Ryan Adams, Elliot Smith, Bad Brains, City and Colour, Lucero, Cro-mags, Percy Sledge, Smashing Pumpkins, Tim Barry, etc.
I've been told I listen to too much sad music.

I like all kinds of movies, and will watch most of them even bad ones.
Blue Valentine, High Fidelity, Almost Famous, Say Anything, Goonies, Revenge of the Nerds, National Lampoons Vacation (all), Predator, Hot Tub Time Machine, Fast and the Furious 5-7.

Horror, Comedy, Drama, Indie, Action, Rom Com.
I get really sucked into sad movies and ones about growing up.

I also like comedy a great deal. Louis CK, Aziz Ansari, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Bill Burr, Chelsea Perretti, Michael Ian Black.
The six things I could never do without
The Simpsons
Peanut Butter
Good Conversation
Bad Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If time travel is possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spanning time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care for The Princess Bride (a friend told me to take this out, she said it's driving potential dates away. I'm holding out hope one lady agrees with me).

It makes me happy to see people win on Let's Make A Deal.

One time when I was 13 I had my hair straightened, after school the first day I washed my hair with regular shampoo and the curls came back. I cried a lot. (This may or may not be a true story).
You should message me if
You have to REALLY love movies. Probably would work out best if you liked a wide range of comedy and wearing vans shoes.

Really someone that likes to laugh, smells nice, and enjoys pop culture would be nice to meet.

Or you are Adele.