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34 Martinez, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Grew up in punk, questioning everything. Seeping with sarcasm. Learning not to be such a pessimist.

Dad jokes and Sad music.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Walking my dog endlessly and teaching my daughter how to make fun of people.

I pet dogs all day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting a soundtrack to a situation and putting my foot in my mouth (unfortunately just figuratively).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books. Mostly sociology type books or sub genre based books.

I like music to an obsessive point. The Smiths, Ryan Adams, Elliot Smith, Bad Brains, City and Colour, Lucero, Cro-mags, Percy Sledge, Smashing Pumpkins, Tim Barry, etc.

I like all kinds of movies, and will watch most of them even bad ones.
Blue Valentine, High Fidelity, Almost Famous, Say Anything, Goonies, Revenge of the Nerds, National Lampoons Vacation (all), Predator, Hot Tub Time Machine, Fast and the Furious 5 & 6.

Horror, Comedy, Drama, Indie, Action, Rom Com.
I get really sucked into sad movies and ones about growing up.

I also like comedy a great deal. Louis CK, Aziz Ansari, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Simpsons
Peanut Butter
Good Conversation
Bad Movies

Here's six things I could live without :
Avocado / Guacamole
Internet Dating
People quoting Seinfeld
Weird Beard People
Peeps (marshmallow)
Majority of I-5 South
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much time I spend thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spanning time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't care for The Princess Bride.

It makes me happy to see people win on Let's Make A Deal.
You should message me if
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You listen to Danzig, wear flannel, and get tattooed.

Flannel is non-negotiable.

You have to REALLY love movies.

Some of this was jokes, some wasn't. So if you're up for the gamble.

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