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Danwhat

22 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a tall dark vaguely handsome nerdy guy who works full time and therefore finds it really hard to find the time to go out and meet new wonderful people.

I live in a sharehouse with some cool housemates! Soon I'll live in an apartment without cool people, but on the upside, I will have the bathroom all to myself. I can cook! I'm told that's a selling point. I've also given blood quite a few times, saving fifteen lives if these pamphlets they keep sending me are to be believed.

I'm a terrible dancer, so I don't go clubbing much. I do karaoke, though. Do you like karaoke? Let's go do that. I promise I won't laugh. Everybody's terrible at it. No, look, I'll do 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies first. Sure, let's have a drink first to steel your nerves.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in software development and operations! It has its ups and downs. The co-workers are great, the perks are nice, the hours are good. It's also an absolutely awful place to meet people of the opposite sex around your age, if you're a man. If you're a woman, well, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

When I'm NOT working and not at home just chilling out, I'm at the gym trying to shave off the kilos while doing my best Ah-nold impression, or hanging out with friends playing games.

One day I'll sharpen my skills enough to make myself a totally sweet website to show off my skills. Totally, I swear. Any day now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am the number one dude in my sharehouse for opening jars, lifting heavy objects, and being a shoulder to lean on. That's not a metaphor, that's literal - my friends tell me I have really comfy shoulders that are at just the perfect height.

Hugs. I give awesome hugs. If you ain't a gal that loves cuddles then you ain't the gal for me. I mean yeah sex is fun but it's the cuddles that really make the experience.

Also computer stuff, and reading interesting novels, I guess, if you're into smart guys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, so I guess that's something! The glasses probably come next. I can see without them, but reading a computer screen too far away, or a road sign, is out of the question.

Outside of my appearance? I'll probably try to tell some sort of witty joke that will actually fall completely flat, or rely on some kind of reference that you don't have. I tend to be pretty happy with company, though, so hopefully that'll be smoothed over!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite book: The Baroque Cycle series, by Neal Stephenson. History, swashbuckling, politics and sci-fi all together! I'm also a big fan of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke is also a favourite.

Movies: The Prestige. If you thought Inception was mindblowing, I feel like this was even better. Paprika is a fun anime. Also as of December 8, BLACK DYNAMITE.
TV Shows: I really like Community, though I don't watch TV that much. Game of Thrones is pretty good. QI makes me laugh and learn!

Music: A lot of alternative rock/pop recently. Ladyhawke, STRFKR, Florence + The Machine. Barenaked Ladies.

Food: Pizza's pretty cool. I think we all know the saying. Home-cooked, I really love my family-style chicken schnitzel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Some kind of socialisation. Even if it's just an online chat, I like to be in contact with somebody.
2. I'll admit I'd never be able to find my way anywhere without my phone. The tablet helps too.
3. Yeah OK I'm a nerd and I'm pretty much always near a computer of some kind.
4. Fruit bars. Uncle Toby knows the way to my heart. Coke Zero comes a close second, especially during crunch time.
5. A good book to read.
6. A nice house to live in is cool. Shelter helps to keep the weather out and all that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self-examination and terrifying thoughts of existentiality and the the utilitarian futility of life beyond the goals that we set ourselves.
Or what book I'm going to read next, or video game next, or which friend I'll end up seeing soon. Whatever mood I'm in.

I don't follow politics too closely, since it depressed me before and has only gotten more depressing since the last election, but I'm pretty left-wing and socially tolerant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home on the computer, or watching movies with friends. Depending on my schedule, I might be playing games with them instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish backpacks were in fashion. Messenger bags are OK, I guess, but come on, shoulder support!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, if you've gotten this far without being bored, you're probably a good candidate. More seriously speaking, if you're into nerdy guys with not as much spare time as they'd like. Or are pretty nerdy/geeky/etc yourself.

Or hell, if you think I'm cute, that'd be a nice bonus.