Huh. That's actually a really good question. So while the rest of this profile will be pretty straightforward, here's some non-obvious things that set me apart!
Three out of four women who go on a first date with me say yes to a second one! I can only assume that this is because of my winning personality, good looks and dry wit.
I can cook beyond the level of a ramen-munching uni student! Cooking a great meal is beyond my expertise, but cooking a good meal is both possible and fun!
My house is a fedora-free zone, and I will never call somebody 'm'lady' unless they ask for it, or they are, in fact, a member of the nobility.
I have a sense of humour. My friends would call it 'pun-heavy', 'unusual', and if they're in a complimentary mood, 'sharp'. I just figure that there shouldn't be a difference between public speaking and stand-up comedy.
We now return to your bog-standard OKcupid profile.