Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're
their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a
relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic
side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in
that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting;
you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your
best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally
sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a
lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks.
Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time. lmao!!! Yup
Sure there horniekins
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like
you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking
costs. I know what you mean jelly bean.
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you. What just like
me? What ever there GEEKTARD I ain't no "Maid of honor" So go and
spank a Green monkey and sniff Moldy Sasquatch ballz got it
And an other thing i like to do is write from time to time. Poetry
that is. Jus ask and I'll share abit with you. I also like to have
fun. You know going out or just being tranquial. Whatevr Comes pops
in my head.
I am transcendent, pleasant, and lenient
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuff, things, and awards. Know what I mean Jelly bean. Telling her
to drop her clothes and touch her toes, just to show her where the
wild goose goes. :p LMAO Jus living life being a single DAd. Its
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just being the all round Handy man. Also poetry I think. So I was
told any how. Making ppl laugh. know the whole shpeel.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nice Smile, My"cute"face(not to sound all Conceded and stuff)
And my funny unique Style and my good sense of fashion and
humor.(and yeah not gay lol! have gotten that a few times) And My
back ground. Not going to tell you =p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Women, Kids, Computers, Adult situations and Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
With Three others. Me Myself and I. Gotta watch em' and they're
tricks. Man o man almost had me last time. Whoa!! that was kindda
close, but not quite there yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what ever happens. When I try to plan it seldom happens
unless I really push everyone to do it. You know gotta go with the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy writing heres a few lines from
The beauty of your luminous eyes has captured me.
Intrigued by an endless star lit sky is all I can
see............Being with you feels like I'm one step closer.
Closer to an abhorrence of forlorn being ultimately
over..............This longing inside me smoldering like
How can I demonstrate my ravenous desire?
These feral eternal conflagration fueling my sublime love.
Not meant to hurt, warm to the touch like an innocent dove.
Mutually we'll have to fabricate an amity of devotions.
Before long we'll feel each others deepest emotions.
Investing a day with you is warming and nice.
Like living an enchanting life in a serene paradise.
But what can I say we're only friends.
That's the way the portrait descends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You just would like to chat with a new person. Or See the Evil
monkey that I stole from Chris's closet.
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