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Daphtness

26 / M / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:47pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm really happy right now, things are going well. I've got family and friends that I love, I'm close to getting my Masters in Social Work, and most days I wake up with a smile on my face.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I work at The Baltimore Child Abuse Center as a Family Advocate intern. I'll be graduating in May with a Masters in Social Work. My plan is to one day become a therapist specializing in trauma.

By night, my life is all about comedy and writing. I practice and preform improv with an amazing troupe.

Down time is spent with my close friends; watching movies, writing (I've got 35 chapters of a story written) and playing any kind of sport.
I’m really good at
Looking past nonsense. It doesn't take me long to look at something and know what's up. A lot of that comes from "comic eyes". Taking the craziness of the world and putting it into stand up routines is rewarding and fun. I'm also a beast in the kitchen and I'm utterly convinced that my chocolate chip cookies are the best in the world.

Oh, and Table Tennis.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm probably smiling, and the obnoxiously large feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok, going to try and not get carried away here as I'm a huge pop culture nerd.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Richard Feynman, Sarah Vowell, Bill Watterson (I count Calvin and Hobbes and I'll defend that to the death)

Movies: The Great Escape, Back to the Future, Eternal Sunshine, The Producers (1967), Hot Fuzz, Psycho, Paper Moon, Black Dynamite, Harold and Maude, Ikiru, Gremlins, War Games, Risky Business, Singin in the Rain, Cool Hand Luke, The Dirty Dozen

Music: Beatles, Elbow, Ella Fitzgerald, Carolina Chocolate Drops, De La Soul, Florence + The Machine, Doves, Daft Punk, Barenaked Ladies, The Cardigans, A Camp, Muse, The Tallest Man on Earth

TV: The Wire, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Party Down, Community, South Park, Freaks & Geeks, The Daily Show

Food: Sushi and Indian but I'll try mostly anything.
The six things I could never do without
1. A deck of cards
2. Music/Movie library
3. Pen and Paper (or some way of getting my crazy thoughts down)
4. An audience (or some way of getting my crazy thoughts out)
5. My kitchen
6. Pets (even my 2 stupid birds count)
7. 24/7 Grocery Stores and Diners, and possibly another crazy person to go with me to them at absurd hours.
8. Free AOL CD's
9. Arbitrary rules to break
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What makes things funny, and big ideas like religion and political philosophy.

Also, hating myself for accidentally answering that the earth is bigger than the sun in these questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an atheist, I cry easily in movies, I have a bizarre phobia of nose piercings, I had a humongous afro in high school, and I play the ukulele.

But really, I'll say anything to anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're a person. My mom always told me I was very special and everyone would love me. So, I'm doing the math here.