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Dapper-Swindler

30 / M / bisexual / Available

Tempe, Arizona

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am honest, confident, and a robot.

My Self-Summary

In a great relationship with a girl looking to meet new friends and/or bring someone(s) into the bed for one or both of us.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/aprilholle
aprilholle
I particularly enjoy expanding my friend base, people are the most interesting "things" the world has to offer.
I'll respond to anyone/everyone.
I am listed as bisexual to include guys for my girl.

What I’m doing with my life

Office professional by day, everything else the remainder of the time.
Recently went to Burning Man and hope to attend every year from now on.
We're headed to AZ Decomp this weekend.
Love to socialize, tinker, ride motorcycles, explore, read, watch interesting/entertaining movies, sometimes video game, swim, tattoo (give and receive), show people a good time,
very interested in Pekiti Tirsia.

I’m really good at

being happy; fixing things; efficiency as a second nature (i.e. I don't try hard, it just happens); telling jokes; making people comfortable; talking eloquently (usually), and have been told I could get a job as a phone sex operator with my voice - not Barry White quality but better than some/many; challenges...

The first things people usually notice about me

Chops - the facial hair gets more conversation than anything else.
Drive - I've usually got it and it intimidates people sometimes.
Swagger - I walk with a purpose.
Intellect - I know a little about a lot and can fake the rest until I've read a book about it.
Tattoos - I've done many of my own but am not an "artist" per se.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Neil Gaiman, Steampunk, Music with good rhythm and bass (I a beginner dancer - i.e. am still a bit self concscious), hummus, Tom Robbins, 400 Babies, (some) Rockabilly, Oi, Industrial, French Dip w/ au jus, Pi, Meet the Feebles, Vermillion Lies, Rasputina, Possessed By Paul James,

The six things I could never do without

Books
Girlfriend
Motorcycle
Tools
Math
Masturbation

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Myself and how I can improve.
Zombies
Fantasies where I am hero and get the girl and a steak dinner.
Different things/ways/events/etc. to please my girl (in and out of bed)
Modifications I would like to make to my motorcycles.
Art
Brass

On a typical Friday night I am

#EVFN
420
Drinking, socializing, the generic statement: "having fun",
Wii/Xbox360 with aprilholle

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have two frenum piercings.
My girl has a lot to offer and I'd like to share.
I would enjoy watching her with someone else.
We are comfortable with who we are.

You should message me if

No "if", just do it.