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29 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 29, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your prototypical-nonconformist.

I love science... like the real hardcore science with beakers and labcoats and lasers. I do that. I also love drinking a few extra drinks, staying out way too late, and making friends with strangers. I do that too.

Music, art, sports... live music, new music, fast music (with lots of respect for everything come before). I play guitar... can't sing, so it's electric with the volume up. *If you can sing, play bass, or drum... let's jam. I wish I was arty... my favorite people are artists. I have no skill for visual art. I enjoy playing most sports, but especially hockey and downhill skiing (yet I've moved to Texas...). But, fuck the gym.

Philosophy, politics, and religion. Intellectual conversations do it for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a post-doc here in Austin. In lab I'm trying to use the intrinsic electrochemiluminescence of semiconductor nanocrystals as a tool to investigate the fundamental aspects of plasmonic nanoparticle Raman enhancement. I say this, because I spend a lot of time on it. And now you understand the okcupid profile.

When not in lab, I'm just trying to meet people, have some good times, and keep riding the wave.

I like to take trips. Day-trips, weekend-trips, weeks-long-trips. I need a local travel fiend (or friend).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pissing off cops - I'm not sure why. But they all seem to hate me. Already got a court date here in Austin. **Edit: Make that two court dates to look forward to. Oct 2nd and TBD.

Drunk bike riding - I've only crashed once, which cost me a concussion and 6 stitches in my face, but other than that, I have a near perfect record of making it home alive.

Downhill skiing - Raced from 7th grade through the end of college. Then spent the last 5 years living in Iowa and now Texas, cause I'm smart like that... but I still take trips out west every year.

Making things overtly sexual - Seriously, I can't stop. But I do it classy.

Reading - Near the 8th grade level.

Sharing drunk food with random strangers - It's already happened twice here in Austin. It will happen again.

Finding the clitoris - I'm not bragging, it's just happened more than once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He's biding his time. Why is he biding his time?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book genres; Non-fiction, historical fiction, science fiction, fantasy

Movies; Requiem for a Dream, and other movies that lack the mass demanded happy ending. Star Wars being the exception.

Shows; The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Archer, Top Gear (BBC), Legit... things I can watch for free online. (And yes, Battlestar Galactica and Firefly...)

Music; I listen to bands you've never heard of. (Said as pretentiously as possible)

Food; I only eat to survive. Free is best.
*** If you love to cook or explore restaurants, please don't be offended. I can recognize and respect good food, but typically all I'm looking for is the hurt in my stomach to stop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've tried to make this list better a couple of times... but I kind of hate this question.

Music, Bluebird Powder, Bikes, Beer, Books... Alliteration apparently...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wonders of the Universe...

"stands at the sea, wondering: I a universe of atoms
an atom in the universe."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anywhere people are laughing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a duvet for my bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
So, this is a dating site, but I like me casual acquaintances too... so... (in no particular order and considering all things "and/or"), if...

- You like drinking an after-work or afternoon pint outside
- You like to geek-out about things you think nobody cares about
- You use the Oxford-comma religiously
- You go out and do things on a regular basis, though a Netflix binge is acceptable.
- You like live music
- You make music
- You love playing (skiing/snowboarding) on mountains
- You like to bike around town at night
- You think we can make each other laugh
- You're bored and fuck it, right?