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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 21–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:06pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Creative Writer
Freelance Carpenter
Americorps Alumni
Live Free or Die guy
Ukulele lover
Political Junkie
Former Radio DJ
Social Media Consultant
Wandering Vagrant

I like good bourbon and better beer. I like driving stick because it makes me feel like James Bond. Fortunately for my loved ones, who would inevitably be used against me, I am not actually James Bond- I just play one on N64.

Kermit the Frog is one of my biggest supporters.

I wrestled a bear once is written in blood on my favorite hoodie and I have the beard to prove it.

I'm a hedonistic feminist with an enchanting, albeit dirty imagination. Not for the faint of heart, only for the adventurous.

"The Lumberjack Song" is a pretty keen interpretation of myself, I'm a man's man who likes smelling flowers, sipping tea and occasionally trying on women's clothing.

Instagram: 21anotherother
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
No clue- want to join?

Just moved to LA from the East Coast, still setting up shop, chilling at the moon pad for the moment. Everyday I be hustling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games? Love Games? Are you playin' your 16 bit love games with me? I just need to know what console you got cause I need your love alot c'mon

I write shit

To be or not to be that is the question
whether tis nobler in the mind to waste away in community theater
or suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fame and fortune

The cooker, the baker, the hungry eat cake-er

Pineapple princess I called her Pineapple princess all day, as I played my ukulele on the hill above the bay.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dapper Dan Man. And or Paul Bunyan

Recently I've been getting "a young Steve Zissou" perhaps my favorite comparison thus far.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sirens of Titan, The Watchmen, Battle Royale, East of Eden, The Hobbit, The Sand Man, Fight Club, Choke, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter Series, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Movies: The Man who fell to Earth, Pan's Labyrinth, Labyrinth, Buckaroo Bonzai across the 8th Dimension, most cheesy 80's films, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Legend of Drunken Master, The Legend 2, Hero, Red Cliff. #1 film: Stop Making Sense

Theatre Shows: Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Avenue Q, Urinetown

TV shows: Dexter, Adventure Time, Lost, Super Jail, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show, Colbert Report. Currently watching Battlestar Galactica (so good!)

Music: Gotye, Animal Collective, Lykke Li, Flight of the Conchords, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Miles Davis, Dizzy Guilespie, David Bowie

Food: Italian, salmon, london broil, bbq ribs, home fried potatoes, sushi (esp. Unagi), spinach, Apple Pie Crust Turnovers, my family's home made white plus bread, Cucumbers, most of all cardamom cake, anything home made, nothing fast food. If I had to live off of one meal for the rest of my life it would undoubtedly be an organic peanut butter and boysenberry jelly sandwich on my home made bread with a tall glass of cold skim milk.

Games: Skyrim, Settlers of Katan, Final Fantasy 7, Texas Hold 'em, Magic: The Gathering, Baldur's Gate II, Devil May Cry III SE, American Mcgee's Alice, and of course Super Smash Brothers (all three iterations)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I doing this right?
What am I doing with my life? -Oh, right, that's what I'm doing with my life.
Should I be here or someplace else? - oh, right, this is exactly where I want to be. I'm on the right path.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I sing to wild animals.

I ALWAYS stop to smell the flowers.

I never button the bottom button on a jacket.
You should message me if
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you want to do any of the following:

-get a cup of coffee and talk about intelligent things at a cool little cafe somewhere (and I DON'T mean Starbucks) so we can romanticize one day over such times as though we had been in Paris (Pair-ee). We will will wear berets and order baguettes, drink our coffee black or however we like it, smoke a cigarette with dark sunglasses on and throw Caution to the wind. Caution is the name of our scarves.
-play music together even though maybe we're not really that good, but we definitely have something unique to offer.
-fool around in bed all day
-Climb trees in the park wearing the altered remains of old curtains.
-Sew/crochet/knit together.
-Start some type of awesome business/company with our own raw pure talents combined to form god knows what.
-write and read poetry together in the aforementioned cafe.
-Go swimming/hiking/walking together through nature.
-Run through fields of tall grass.
-Snoop around places you shouldn’t be after dark, not necessarily dangerous, just not entirely legal.
-Adventure Time with Me and You!
-Drink good beer
-Throw a party.
-Contact improvise together, if you don’t know what that is, that’s ok, it will happen to you too someday and you will understand the pure ecstasy that is having a body.
-Look damn good together.
-Hold hands
-Embarrass one another.
-Compete against one another.
-Compete as a team against other people.
-Share friends.
-Become friends.
-Share a bill at dinner
-Freely exchange IOU’s for sexual favors
-Kiss each other at greetings.
-Paint each other, or other things, or both.
-Fight crime

Hopefully you’re sufficiently strange, or at least let us say- quirky. Also, aroused. And Beautiful. Majestic, noble, and warm. Or just pick one. Whatever, you’re fuckin’ cool.

Also, if you've dreamt of lumberjacks making sweet mouth love to your vagina, I'm probably that guy.