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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:52pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to LA 9/14
Loving it! Just got a new place in K-Town and it's enormous and wonderful.

Creative Writer
Freelance Carpenter
Americorps Alumni
Live Free or Die guy
Ukulele lover
Political Junkie
Former Radio DJ
Social Media Consultant
Wandering Vagrant

I like good bourbon and better beer. I like driving stick because it makes me feel like James Bond. Fortunately for my loved ones, who would inevitably be used against me, I am not actually James Bond- I just play one on N64.

Kermit the Frog is one of my biggest supporters.

I wrestled a bear once is written in blood on my favorite hoodie and I have the beard to prove it.

I'm a hedonistic feminist with an enchanting, albeit dirty imagination. Not for the faint of heart, only for the adventurous.

"The Lumberjack Song" is a pretty keen interpretation of myself, I'm a man's man who likes smelling flowers, sipping tea and occasionally trying on women's clothing. That or Roy Orbison's "Nature Boy"

I roll my own cigarette's but I'm increibly picky about what kind of tobacco I use. I'm here for the finer things in life. I don't smoke often but when I do I like it to be the best tobacco possible. I usually spice it up with orange rind and some time of spice or flavoring. It's amazing.

Instagram: Soldatious

NOTE: I am not into this LA flakiness, just be real and be honest with me, trust me, I'm a grown up and I can take it. Otherwise buzz off, I really don't have time for people who can't be honest with people about how they want to spend their time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just started working as a rigger, loving it. I built a bridge the other day overnight. No joke. It was awesome. Loving my job, loving LA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I run a blog-
You should check it out. I write a lot of weird stuff, mostly performance poetry, creative short fiction/nonfiction, scenes and occasionally podcasts.

I like to build things. Mostly sets for the stage but recently I've been building furniture which has been really cool.

I play a lot of video games, and I'm none too shabby if I do say so myself. Historically I'm a big RPG fan, but my current obsession is League of Legends. Also love a good tabletop game.

I'm a professional actor and a spoken word artist. I like to sing too, someday I'd like to start a band.

I play ukulele, not that well, but I like it and there are a few tunes I do that are pretty good. Better singer than musician.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dapper Dan Man. And or Paul Bunyan

Recently I've been getting "a young Steve Zissou" perhaps my favorite comparison thus far.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ready Player One, A Song of Fire and Ice, Sirens of Titan, The Watchmen, Battle Royale, East of Eden, The Hobbit, The Sand Man, Fight Club, Choke, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter Series, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Movies: Birdman, The Man who fell to Earth, Pan's Labyrinth, Labyrinth, Buckaroo Bonzai across the 8th Dimension, most cheesy 80's films, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Legend of Drunken Master, The Legend 2, Hero, Red Cliff. #1 film: Stop Making Sense

Theatre Shows: Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Avenue Q, Urinetown

TV shows: Dexter, Adventure Time, Lost, Super Jail, Robot Chicken, The Daily Show, Colbert Report. Battlestar Galactica, Rick and Morty, Daredevil, House of Cards, The Walking Dead, Gotham, Bill Mahr, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

Music: Gotye, Animal Collective, Lykke Li, Flight of the Conchords, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Miles Davis, Dizzy Guilespie, David Bowie, Future Islands, Churches, 80's, The Cure, Bob Dylan.

Food: Italian, salmon, london broil, bbq ribs, home fried potatoes, sushi (esp. Unagi), spinach, Apple Pie Crust Turnovers, my family's home made white plus bread, Cucumbers, most of all cardamom cake, anything home made, nothing fast food. If I had to live off of one meal for the rest of my life it would undoubtedly be an organic peanut butter and boysenberry jelly sandwich on my home made bread with a tall glass of cold skim milk.

Games: Skyrim, Settlers of Katan, Final Fantasy 7 (greatest game ever made), Texas Hold 'em, Magic: The Gathering, Baldur's Gate II, Devil May Cry III SE, American Mcgee's Alice, Super Smash Brothers (first three iterations), League of Legends, every Final Fantasy game except online and 13, New Vegas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I doing this right?
What am I doing with my life? -Oh, right, that's what I'm doing with my life.
Should I be here or someplace else? - oh, right, this is exactly where I want to be. I'm on the right path.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I sing to wild animals.

I always stop to smell the flowers.

I never eat movie theater popcorn.

Sometimes I cry while watching a good movie. And I love it.

I always put blankets on passed out friends when they sleep over/pass out.

I never eat spam.

I love the smell of fresh cut wood, old books and tall grass.
You should message me if
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You're into beards or having a good time.
You want to go thrift shopping and play dress up.
You want to start a band or co-lab on some type of art.
You aren't afraid of taking risks or making the first move.
You want to have earth shatteringly good sex or just the best snuggles heaven has to offer.
You ride a bike or skateboard.
You can climb a tree or a catwalk.
If you play games or cosplay.
If you've ever wondered at the fabric of the universe or whether life exists.
If you have object permanence and still don't give a shit.
If you like reading poetry and speak easy with it.
If you're into meeting cool new people and just talking without expectation.
If you're looking for love in all the wrong places.
If you noticed I spelled "incredibly" without the "d" in the "about me" section, and maybe that made you shudder for a moment.