Currently working in the telecommunications industry, which is both extremely interesting and incredibly dull at the SAME DAMN TIME. The money's nice, though. Anything that allows me to keep trying new things while not having to worry about where the next meal's coming from is EXTRA AWESOME.

"Awww, twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!"
- Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
"Explain how!"
- Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
"Woo hoo!"

all kinds of weird and useless stuff, but insist upon always being ready to learn more. Once you ascribe to the philosophy that life is a journey and never a destination, you open yourself up to (literally) an entire world of experiences.

And I'm modest, too!

is that I am absolutely, thoroughly, 100% unoffendable. Seriously. TRY ME! People who are easily offended crack me up; the very moment you start being offended at a concept is the moment you cease operating rationally and start lashing out emotionally... which can be fine in more POSITIVE scenarios, but leads inevitably to misunderstanding in otherwise surmountable situations.

are fairly irrelevant, but with the caveat that my tastes are sufficiently diverse so as to render any analysis authoritatively asinine. However, I do seem to enjoy alliteration. Always?... Asymmetrically.

both practical and metaphorical philosophy. My big goal is to create ideals that stand a chance of survival in the real world. Allowing my idealistic and rational tendencies to duke it out in this way is both effective and entertaining. Tickets are 5 dollars; children and old people: NOT ALLOWED.

you feel like. I'm very social, and always welcome an opportunity to meet new people and explore new ideas, filters and patterns of thought. Have a random question you'd like answered? Need a place to crash for the night? Want to know how I can be both pompous AND self-deprecating simultaneously? I direct your attention to the Message button at the top right of your browser window/expensive cellphone. *some scrolling may be required*