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DarkBarkles

30 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some.. call me.... Barclay. I'm a gamer geek with a social streak. I'm seeking my partner in crime. Someone independent, definitely up to no good.

I enjoy hanging out, watching T.V./movies, drinking, or running around parks at 3 AM. I find that adventures are more enjoyable with the right people.

I love debates, Discussing ideas/politics, even arguments, but only if it's all in good fun. I consider myself a troll-at-heart, and try to behave. But tend to be rather non-pc.

I believe you shouldn't ask questions that you don't want the answers to. Honest, open communication is the baseline of a healthy relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working security downtown. Moving out of West Seattle.... To.... First hill? Cap hill? Where's the line...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers. Defenestration.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fantasy, sci-fi, and mysteries make up the vast majority of my reading, Anne McCaffrey, Jim Butcher, Laura K. Hamilton.

I enjoy most movies. From good, to So-bad-its-good. I tend to prefer Sci-fi, Fantasy and Action films.

As for music... Err... eclectic? If it speaks to me or causes frission.
Goo Goo Dolls, Paramour, Cascada, Macklemore, Night wish, Rob Thomas, Toby Keith, Zed to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wind.
Caffeine.
The Rukus.
Internet.
Friends. (entertainment and emergency rations all rolled into one)
Music... Life needs a good soundtrack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to best implement my overly complex evil overlord scheme!

Trolling and Memes. ...Like this cat video.

Zombie apocalypse and, more generally, survival...

The Singularity.

...How links don't work on the mobile app... making this section make less sense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having drinks with with friends, Playing board games, watching movies. Sometimes all at once.

But, occasionally working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
FetLife User, Dominant/Top splash of switch.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an interesting explanation on the difference between long- and short-term dating...

You also speak geek or you want to know more...