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Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
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Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Intentionally bald. Unintentionally stoic.
I'm a nice guy, despite the evidence to the contrary.

I have had my fill of pretentious anything and am not interested in walking indie films for the foreseeable future. I won't try to be rude about it, but respect that I'm just not trying to talk to you.

I just want more simplicity these days.

*and I'm not looking to be a part of your swinger club.*

Poly experiences for the most part have proven to be a draining ordeal for me. The community is full of gregarious, soft hearted, and extroverted people. All of which I'm not. Not to mention incredibly ethical. Again, I'm not.

understand that I prefer intimate settings and time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"It is easier to do one's duty to others than to one's self. If you do your duty to others, you are considered reliable. If you do your duty to yourself, you are considered selfish. "

I'll just say with confidence that I'm doing what I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've very recently discovered I have quite the knack for correctly guessing boob measurements. Means nothing to you. High honor to me.

My uncanny ability to project my shameless nature onto others and say socially inappropriate things, thus painting a more unapproachable portrait of myself. But still, go fuck yourself.

Being grateful for the little things like the fact that toilet paper is a competitive industry.
Singing, video games, selling stuff, optimism, Scrabble, giving massages, I consider myself pretty adept at writing, but that's more of an opinion. Tetris, i understand people so well sometimes that it scares them. i love to help people when they ask for my help. sadly, i'm good at knowing a person's soul after the first five minutes. it's nice meeting good people. sad meeting good people who aren't and think they can fool the world. Having a good shot at being everyone's enemy :)

...and cooking, I'm good at that, too.
Applying whip cream to foods that might not call for it.
applying doritos to everything.

Being horrible at conversations about your favorite authors. I know absolutely dick about any of them. I do know if you refer to them by last name only, you're so much more sophisticated than us. Remember, pinkie out while typing.

Oh, and saying what I mean. Not in the way most people do, however. Most people preface themselves by saying "I'm brutally honest." Which is just their excuse for being an asshole or bitch, respectively. Besides, what kinda person are you if the only thing on your mind is the mean shit you have to say about someone else?
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Narcissist: psychoanalytic term for the person who loves himself more than his analyst; considered to be the manifestation of a dire mental disease whose successful treatment depends on the patient learning to love the analyst more and himself less."

my sexy ass ears.

But enough about me... You still got that cleavage?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, defiance Ohio, frontier ruckus

It should be noted that 50 shades is not some revolutionary lifestyle. If you talk to me about it, I'll try my hardest not to snicker, but I'll snicker. In my defense, you don't have my memories.
Books are Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Infinite Jest, movies are The Pest Book of Eli, Tombstone, anything where the last words of the title are "of the dead", and most anything from Focus Features. Food is tuna sandwiches, and I want to read Devil May Cry (ca.1960 something). It sounds interesting. But if you have read it, please inform me as to whether or not I should pursue that desire. I love a lot of different genres of music. "Simple Man" is one of the greatest songs ever though. Also Eydea and Abilities "Smile"

so music, i guess i can expand on. (Disclaimer: I use this list to remind myself of all the great bands I've found over the years. Not because I'm one of those douchebags who thinks listing a bunch of bands makes me awesome or cooler than you and your shorter list. If you haven't noticed, we're both on a dating site. We threw "cool" out the window.)

Hadouken!,Spor, Qemists, Nico Vega (!), Digitalism, Dieselboy and Kaos, Atmosphere, Eyedea and Abilities, Jake One, Dj Qbert, Mr. Dibbs, DSR, Fat Bastard, They Died Too Young, ATD-I, Moraketstra, Fanu Samurai, Akira Yamaoka, Madvillain, Built to Spill, Sybris, The Faint, David Bowie, Rika Muranaka, Pop Will Eat Itself, Magno, Eric Idle, Take/Sweatson Klank, Meiko, Daiki Kasho (original), Massive Attack, Regina Spektor, Gary Clark Jr., Fugazi, Kasabian, Klaxons, Pilot Speed, Space Monkeys, Noisia, Pitchshifter, War, The Pharcyde, The Alkoholics, Radiohead, Unkle, Kyuss, QOTSA, The New Amsterdams, Dawes, Five Horse Johnson, Doves, OGRonC, DVDA, TV on the Radio, The Eternals, Portugal the Man, Telefon Tel Aviv, Julieta Venegas, Mana, Los Lobos, Chingon, Young Nino and Hotboy Star, Eagles of Death Metal, innerpartysystem, 16 bit, joker and ginz, sukh knight, n type, Skism, Plan B, The Roots, Datsik, DATAROCK(!!!), The Black Angels, The Black Keys (they rule and you know it), The Bravery, Mumford and Sons, The Go! Team, Danzig, Mastodon, the Lumineers, HEALTH, Brazilian Girls, Aesop Rock, Imagine Dragons, Miike Snow, Dax Riggs, Seryn, Norah Jones (listen to Say Goodbye and Miriam, then judge me )

Video games: Arkham Asylum, The legend of Zelda: Twilght Princess (GCN), Madden, Ocarina of Time (i have the master quest edition on GCN...get jealous), Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon Magical Melody, The Sims 2, Star Wars TFU, Star Wars Jedi Academy, Samurai Warriors 2, Dragonball Raging Blast, Fable series, L4D2, Gran Turismo 4, Mass Effect series, Red Dead Redemption, ARKHAM CITY! It convinced me Batman can beat up anyone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, senses, my video games, boobs, orgasms, and willpower/drive.

Sounds shallow? What about friends and family? Well it's time for a refresher course on 1st grade English. What is a noun? A person, place, or thing. Now this area is titled "The six things I could never do without" friends and family are not things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The vanity of people who endeavor to defy nature in an attempt to be civilized. Maybe we should change our definition of civility to coexist with nature as opposed to facing an unstoppable force such as nature.

People who place themselves on a pedestal in the hopes of being untouchable. For some, it's just nature to prefer solitude. For most, it's fear. A need to be untouchable stemming from the last time someone touched them. Regardless, being on a pedestal just ensures one very long fall. So be careful how you perch.

How can your religious view be buddhist and say you "want" kids... Hmm...

why Iron Man hasn't made a Vibranium suit if the ish is so damn effective.

Your big fluffy boobies.

the apocalypse. These certainly do feel like end times. Ways to make my body stronger, mind more acute, and finding the connection from one thing to another. music. And why people feel it's ok to riddle various networking sites with their pictures and not cleaning up after themselves when they disappear. recycling is important on every level people.
-and i spend a lot of time thinking bout cassie, of course.-

just how much cooler action figures have become these day as opposed to when i was little.

You can tell whose had great sex and who hasn't by the okc questions.

The irony of Atheism being a religion.

If every woman on the planet reaches a certain age and inherits their own professional photographer and/or studio. On that note, don't trust a photographer's self-portrait.

If you were to take an asian person and spin them around numerous times, would they become disoriented?

How the human connection is null and void these days.

How it's not ALWAYS an intimate message...

Why some people have this misplaced vanity for themselves. It's ok to be confident. That's admirable. But it's funny/sad when you're not too attractive and have your nose in the air like you're one of "the beautiful people" not being scorned or anything. just read this woman's profile and she completely fits this description. i'll be happy to give you the link if you're interested.

The effects on America that will be caused by the Cartel Wars.

Is my body just bootilicious? is there a higher status than "bootilicious"?

How "deep thinker" is synonymous with "pompous ass" apparently. I mean seriously, it's not an art. Everyone thinks a couple times a day, Mathlete.


They're so many ways for a woman to be pretty and only a handful of ways a guy can be cute. Lucky ass

How it's ironic that psychologists are usually more mentally tormented than their patients.

The magic bullet is now a cooking utensil.

The fine line between genius and madness.

The fine line between worldly and douchebag.

Lavish Styles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. "

Drinking alone, as it were.

Painting action figures. Daydreaming of the next flat testors paint I'm buying. Drinking a glass of brandy(and drinking alcohol, LADIES) watering the lawn. running lately, working on bettering myself. I don't like clubs. I do like books and video games and ATHF. And playing bingo with your mother to help you escape through a window unnotticed to go hang out with your misunderstood boyfriend who always tries to pressure you into sex. But we both know you're not ready for something that big yet.

No? Well then I'm probably just at home or my best friend's unecessarily lavish apartment complex playing pool or using his free gym. listening to phone sex prank calls. prank calling random hardware stores and asking compromising questions about caulk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still have the biggest crush on that girl outta Midlothian. Dang, yo.

there's a famous groupie who used to cast rock musician's erect penises. she then made a book. Of which the most famous ween belongs to one 'long' Jon Langford. It's a badge of honor to know I am packing more heat than any rocker in that book. It's a personal victory that I doubt you could understand.


The real party's on Fetlife

Maria Bamford is a massive crush of mine

I, like Carl, don't need no instructions to know how to rock.

Martin Short is one of the most under rated hilarious people of all time.

While I have a pretty tight grasp on the English written word, I also realize how useless and unnecessarily complicated it can be. Naught, knot, not. By, bye, sigh, die. Bough, cough, borough, sow, sew, so, how, noun... And don't get me started on silent letters. It's just a very unfair language for a foreign mind to have to process.

I can't wear a pair of shoes without putting some orthotics in them. even if they're perfectly comfortable.

I eat my food in order from least enjoyable portion on plate to favorite.

I want to be one of the pretty guys on the scroll box menu on the main page....

I mostly have a facebook just to post music, funny stuff, or play games

I have an intense dislike for the town of Boston, Massachusetts.

I get violent against those creatures people leave their children around. "Clowns" i believe you call them.

I can sing Bennie and the Jets so awesomely, Sir Elton would bow to me.

I have a foot fetish.

I also love cold feet warming up on me. It involves feet and it cools my blast furnace of a body down.
You should message me if
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If you're that woman on Winnetka Avenue that answered the door with no top on. I love you.

In my world, people don't have flaws. They just have character. Same rule applies for cars.

If you're a masochist? that's rhetorical. you contacted me. we know you are.

If you think you're in love.

If you can use words your cell phone doesn't even know.

By the way, it really sucks that in these sections, about 99.3% of women have to say "don't message me for sex". what the hell is wrong with people?

You wanna hug someone who smells like cigar, brandy, and possibly peanut butter.

You had better be sexy.

If you can make me laugh.

You understand that the Kardashians are disgusting bags of whore who live off a name. Bonus points if you realize a sex tape can't be released without consent.

Must love kittens. Must hate cats.

You have an emphatic lecture on how I'm the embodiment of all that is wrong in this day and age. Better yet, I'll deter a few of those right now. Know what I think is wrong with the world? Everyone needs to have control on a rock that never stays still and people don't have a sense of humor.

Don't message me if your page is as cryptic and puzzling as a plot from national treasure. If you have that much to hide, I'm not sure you're at a very accessible place in life.


I see these pages where women have a list of demands for the man attempting to message them like they're holding a hostage, and I got to thinking there's a reason you're single.

I should also say that if you have a further interest in me, please respect and understand my situation. Also, respect your situation too. I recently saw a woman with two different profiles on here. One saying she's single, one saying she's seeing someone. That is foul. And yes, I'm talking about you.

The journey is the destination