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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:53pm
5' 5" (1.64m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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A sarcastic soul / creative mind / kid at heart ...with just enough quirkiness to keep you on your toes! I'd say I have a great sense of humor and definitely appreciate that trait in others. Overall, I'm pretty low-key and enjoy the simple things - I think life is less about what you are doing and more about who you're doing it with. (People make life meaningful, not things, duh!) I'm looking for someone who is funny & sweet, open & honest, and just all around awesome ...shouldn't be too hard to find, right? =)

Born and raised in Michigan, and moved out here to Chicago seven years ago. I love the charm of the Midwest but hate the winters! brrrrr = grrrrr!!! Some things I enjoying doing in my free time include: watching tv/movies, playing soccer or tennis (...let's play!) or any sport in general, playing board games, and debating meaningful and meaningless things alike (...try me)!

I don't believe in fate or destiny or anything like that ...just free will: Whatever you want - just go out and get it! Period. Freedom is great!

And for good measure, my personality type according to magical online tests seems to be summarized as: ISTJ. If you want to know anything else about me, please ask! I’m open and honest!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Napping. Avoiding stress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being judged merely by a profile ;) Being myself. Being sarcastic. Being up late at night. Making Seinfeld or Friends references. Making ridiculous analogies. Making up nicknames. Card games. Board games. Mind Games.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too many to list, but all-time fav would have to be The Prestige!

> Current: Suits, The League, Mofy, Tyrant, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver
> Past: Community, HIMYM, Wilfred, LOST, The Office, Men of a Certain Age
> 90s: Seinfeld, Friends, Boy Meets World, Just Shoot Me, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Saved By The Bell, Hey Arnold! ...and many more!
> Honorable Mention: 2 Stupid Dogs

Italian, Mexican, Thai, and Indian food. I love almost anything with cheese on it or in it! I'm also an avid fan of cereal and would be content eating it for any meal. Oh, and I love dark chocolate!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor it!
2. Cheese ...yum!
3. Logic never fails me! (but sometimes I fail it)
4. Nature ...FYI: Planet Earth series ... uhh-may-zing stuff!!!
5. Sports ...both playing 'em and spectating 'em.
6. Staying up late + Sleeping in on weekends ...I'm a night owl! The worst part of my day is waking up unnaturally early on weekdays to my stupid alarm. Ugh!!! (Whoever came up with this 9-to-5 idea was just silly! And while we're at it, whatever genius decided on having 5 weekdays in the week definitely messed that up too!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About why society is the way it is?

About why 7 8 9?

About what I need to get done, tomorrow? (me = procrastinator)

About how I could have answered this question better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I sometimes eat donuts for dinner... Do-rite Donuts are the BEST!
You should message me if
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If you want to eat donuts for dinner with me sometime!

If you think we might get along / have some interesting conversations / be able to share some good laughs.

If you want to know more about me / have any questions for me / have any comments for me / have any good jokes to share.

Or if you just want to message me for the hell of it. Whatever. Freedom is great!