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DarkCloudsRain

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 5″ (1.64m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ya, pretty difficult to truly get to know someone by reading a profile. I agree. But try we must, and so I write...

I’m a fairly sarcastic person, a kid at heart with a pretty good sense of humor. I generally don’t take life all too seriously when I don’t have to. I like keeping it simple... I think life is less about what you are doing and more about who you're experiencing it with. People make life meaningful, not things, duh! I'm looking for someone who is funny, sweet, and awesome (but who isn't?)

I’ve only lived in two places my whole life: Born and raised in Michigan and been here in Chicago for over 5 years now. Although I really like the Midwest, the one thing I could definitely do without are the winters! I hate being cold! brrrr = grrrr!!! DarkCloudsRain ... I tend to like stormy / darker weather days. (I know, it’s kind of peculiar.) Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy sunny, breezy, 70-degree days also, but my ideal weather would actually be dark, cloudy, humid, 80-degree days. I just love the energy of an unsettled atmosphere! So that’s why I chose the username that I did, in case you were wondering. And if you weren’t, well, then, let’s just move on to the next paragraph, shall we?

I would say... I’m creative. I’m clever. I'm comical. I'm calm. I’m intelligent. I’m nice. I’m random. I'm meticulous. I’m sarcastic. I am what I am. I'm not an optimist and I'm not a pessimist - I'm a realist. I’m rational, logical and responsible, but I do take risks when I see fit. I'm not rich. I'm not tall. I don't have a car. I don't have a six-pack. I don’t believe in fate or destiny or god. I believe in free-will ...despite all of the randomness in our world... at the end of the day, we are still in charge of our own happiness: Whatever you want, just go out and get it. Period. I hope you’ll take that message to heart, if you take away nothing else from my profile. Freedom is great!

And for good measure, my personality type according to magical online tests seems to be summarized as: ISTJ. If you want to know anything else about me, please ask! I’m open and honest.

"You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it's beautiful.” ... bonus points if know where that line is from. =)
What I’m doing with my life
Not being a serial killer. Ya, what am I doing with my life? And what have I done with my life so far? Not much to be honest... I grew up, did the whole K-12-college routine, and got a job here in Chicago. And now here I am! I guess right now at this stage, what I’m doing with my life is trying to find what I really want to do with my life. I know that's not a very interesting answer, but that's pretty much the best way to sum up my current life status.
I’m really good at
Not killing people. Being sarcastic. Making Seinfeld or Friends references. Making up nicknames. Making ridiculous analogies. Card games. Board games. Mind Games. Sentence fragments.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm trying to notice something about them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows...
> Current: Community, Wilfred, Suits, The League, HIMYM, Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon
> Recent: LOST, Men of a Certain Age, The Office
> 90s: Seinfeld, Friends, Boy Meets World, Everybody Loves Raymond, Just Shoot Me, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Saved By The Bell, Hey Arnold!
> Notable Mention: 2 Stupid Dogs

Movies...
> Favorite-est: The Prestige
> Others: Meet The Parents, Rush Hour, Jerry Maguire, Unfaithful, A Perfect Murder, Indecent Proposal, Crash, JohnQ, Troy, Die Hard, Lion King, The Truman Show

Music...
A good variety of mostly mainstream stuff.... a mix of pop, rock, r&b, and hiphop/rap. A good portion from the late-90s / early-00s.

Books...
I'm not a reader-type. I'm the type of person who would rather just wait until the movie comes out =P

Food...
I'm a vegetarian. I like Italian and Mexican food as well as some Thai and Indian food. I pretty much love anything with cheese on it or in it! I'm an avid fan of cereal and would be content eating it for any meal of the day. Oh, and I love dark chocolate!
The six things I could never do without
1. Cheese ...yum!
2. Humor ...love it!
3. 90s Sitcoms ...very thankful for reruns!
4. Nature ...FYI: Planet Earth series ... uhh-may-zing stuff!!
5. Sports ...both playing and spectating.
6. Staying up late + Sleeping in on weekends ...I'm a night owl. The worst part of my day is waking up unnaturally early on weekdays to my stupid alarm. Ugh!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About why denying being a serial killer makes people think that you are one?

About why I am the way that I am, why people are the way they are, and why society is the way it is?

About what things I'll need to do tomorrow because I didn't do them today? (me = procrastinator)

About how I could have answered this question better?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends doing whatever or just relaxing at home while trying to fend off the sleep-fairies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I'm not a serial killer. Also, I don't know how to date.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're not a serial killer and are interested in getting to know more about this non-serial killer, whose profile that you just took the time to read ...thanks by the way! =)

If you think we might get along / have some interesting conversations / be able to share some good laughs.

If you want to know more about me / have any questions for me / have any comments for me / have any good jokes to share.

Or if you just want to message me for the hell of it. Whatever. Freedom is great.