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28 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
5′ 5″ (1.64m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a sarcastic soul / creative mind / kid at heart ...with just enough quirkiness to keep you on your toes! I have a great sense of humor and definitely appreciate that trait in others. Overall, I'm pretty low-key and enjoy the simple things - I think life is less about what you are doing and more about who you're doing it with. (People make life meaningful, not things, duh!) I'm looking for someone who is funny & sweet, open & honest, and just all around awesome ...shouldn't be too hard to find, right? =)

Born and raised in Michigan, and moved out here to Chicago six years ago. I love the charm of the Midwest but hate the winters! brrrrr = grrrrr!!! I enjoy watching tv/movies, playing soccer or tennis or any sport in general, and discussing meaningful and meaningless things alike! I'm one who doesn't believe in fate or destiny or anything like that ...I just believe in free will: Make things happen for yourself! Freedom is great!

And for good measure, my personality type according to magical online tests seems to be summarized as: ISTJ. If you want to know anything else about me, please ask! I’m open and honest!
What I’m doing with my life
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Avoiding stress.
I’m really good at
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Avoiding stress.

Being myself. Being sarcastic (redundant). Being up late at night. Making Seinfeld or Friends references. Making ridiculous analogies. Making up nicknames. Card games. Board games. Mind Games.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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> Current: Community, Suits, The League, Mofy, Jimmy Fallon
> Recent: Wilfred, LOST, The Office, Men of a Certain Age
> 90s: Seinfeld, Friends, Boy Meets World, Just Shoot Me, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Saved By The Bell, Hey Arnold! ...and many more!
> Honorable Mention: 2 Stupid Dogs

Italian, Mexican, Thai, and Indian food. I love almost anything with cheese on it or in it! I'm also an avid fan of cereal and would be content eating it for any meal. Oh, and I love dark chocolate!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor it!
2. Cheese ...yum!
3. Logic never fails me! (but sometimes I fail it)
4. Nature ...FYI: Planet Earth series ... uhh-may-zing stuff!!!
5. Sports ...both playing 'em and spectating 'em.
6. Staying up late + Sleeping in on weekends ...I'm a night owl! The worst part of my day is waking up unnaturally early on weekdays to my stupid alarm. Ugh!!! (Whoever came up with this 9-to-5 idea was just silly. And while we're at it, whoever decided on having 5 weekdays in the week definitely messed that up too!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About why society is the way it is?

About why 7 8 9?

About what I need to get done, tomorrow? (me = procrastinator)

About how I could have answered this question better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I'm not a serial killer.
You should message me if
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If you're not a serial killer.

If you think we might get along / have some interesting conversations / be able to share some good laughs.

If you want to know more about me / have any questions for me / have any comments for me / have any good jokes to share.

Or if you just want to message me for the hell of it. Whatever. Freedom is great!