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DarkEyedGent

48 M Bradenton, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I’d rather chew broken glass at a Menudo reunion concert being held in the third concentric circle of Dante’s Inferno than suffer the agony of auditioning myself on a website...

… but here goes...

I’m dedicated. I enjoy a challenge. I show up on time. Hell, I usually show up early. I have good personal hygiene. I have a Can-Do attitude. I know how to make a nuclear submarine out of everyday household items. You see, I've got what it takes, I've got the world on a string. I’m ambidextrous, but only on my right side...And I can use words like obsequious and ubiquitous correctly in a sentence. I can make weapons-grade Plutonium into a yummy casserole! I've been a puppet, a poet, a preacher, a pauper, a pawn, and a king. I can quote Shakespeare when I’m drunk.

You see, I am the One the Legend spoke of. I can pull the Sword from the Stone, quote obscure movie trivia, create huge pancakes from scratch, and speed up your Computer with Hands That Have Been Touched By God™!

I love talking to people and enjoying stories... both my own and those of others. I love reading, writing, political thought and all things movies.

I am a full time single dad. I totally love kids... yours, mine...it's all good. I have 2 great kids: A boy of 10 and a girl who is 13. If you are a single mom, then we understand each other!!!

I am this combination of relaxed and laid back, yet deeply thoughtful. I value my integrity and that I am not only seen as a good man, but that I strive to live up to those objective values. For me... for my family... and the people who rely on me to grow. I'm not perfect(who is?), but I don't beat myself up when I stumble and fall. We need to give ourselves some grace and the slack to get right back up and keep walking our path to that better self we have inside. This is where I spiritually live. Grace... the compassion for ourselves so that we can be open to grace and compassion that other deserve from us.

I'm affectionate and cherish moments of intimacy... those time where you are up at night just talking and listening... connecting. Being spirited! Laughing at our absurd thoughts, which should flow!!! Man o man... that's the good stuff!

Do you believe in epic romance? Can you read a poem or hear some special piece of music and let if move you in a very personal way? Are you serious, yet whimsical?

Then I'm your huckleberry!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fatherhood
Writing writing writing!!!!
Singing. At inappropriate times.
Abject Beachery
Thinking absurd thoughts
Teaching myself higher levels of Geek stuff for work
Self actualization through interpretive dance
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing
Pop culture references
Living between the practical and magical.
Snappy banter
Making buttermilk pancakes from scratch on a Sunday morning.
Enjoying Wine and S'Mores
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dexter, American Horror, Hannibal, Breaking Bad, Supernatural.
I love most movies. Favorite movie is The Quiet Man. Follow that up with all the best superhero flicks, Sci Fi and anything Whedon.
Love Shakespeare and romantic poety... Rumi, Neruda, Byron, ee cummings and am quite fond of Poe.

Love most kinds of music.. from classic rock, opera, Latin and country. Doors, DMB, NIN, Santana, Pink, Marvin Gay, Gaga, Timberlake, Andre...etc...

Chinese food...Mexican... and quality Italian. And Pie. Oh... pie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids... they're pretty groovy
A pen and paper(that is one thing, I swear)
Food and iced tea
Hugging and being hugged
Conversation... goofy, profound or just chatting about stuff
Stories... books or movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of manifest Love.
The ideal Me and the never ending path toward him.
Love... passion... compassion.
Bring forth the Pie!
Being of water.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing telekinesis. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I would like to learn to dance... particularly latin dancing, like Salsa. It appeals to me and I'd love a partner.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You appreciate an absurd and wicked sense of humor. You have a tender heart and your life hasn't beaten you down from wanting to share it with someone wonderful!

I don't message much... But if you hear from me... you made an impression! If I do the same for you... take a chance.