… but here goes...
I’m dedicated. I enjoy a challenge. I show up on time. Hell, I usually show up early. I have good personal hygiene. I have a Can-Do attitude. I know how to make a nuclear submarine out of everyday household items. You see, I've got what it takes, I've got the world on a string. I’m ambidextrous, but only on my right side...And I can use words like obsequious and ubiquitous correctly in a sentence. I can make weapons-grade Plutonium into a yummy casserole! I've been a puppet, a poet, a preacher, a pauper, a pawn, and a king. I can quote Shakespeare when I’m drunk.
You see, I am the One the Legend spoke of. I can pull the Sword from the Stone, quote obscure trivia, make awesome chili, and speed up your Computer!
I love talking to people and enjoying passions... both my own and those of others. I love reading, writing, political thought and all things movies. I really dig camping and fishing... wallowing in abject beachery. Being entertained is a must for me... but fortunately.. I am easily amused and very into the funny. :)
I am a full time single dad. I totally love kids... yours, mine...it's all good. I have 2 great kids: A boy of 9 and a girl who is 12. If you are a single mom, then we understand each other in that regard. If you've never had children... but have a big heart... well, that's gold to me too.
I'm looking for a woman that really yearns to make a personal connection. I prize character most highly... honesty, fidelity and compassion are very attractive to me.
Do you believe in epic romance?
Then I'm your huckleberry!