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DarkFive

28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

What I’m doing with my life
Pretending to be a teacher, a chef, a computer expert, and a proofreader.
I’m really good at
Drinking, touch-typing, sleeping, writing bad fiction, ruining delicious-looking recipes, ignoring things I don't like.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit tall, I wear glasses, and I always have stubble, so probably one of those.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Non-fiction.

Films: Action.

Shows: News, comedy.

Music: Rock, electronic.

Food: Everything except seafood. Seafood tastes of the sea. Disgusting.
The six things I could never do without
I'm happy as long as I have running water, a food source, a roof over my head, something softer than concrete to sleep on, Internet access, and someone to go drinking with occasionally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I close my eyes, I see songs expressed in psychedelics. I wish I was artistic and/or talented. What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? The Communist Mani-pesto. How am I ever going to watch and read everything I already have when I'm constantly getting new stuff? It's really annoying that torrents are so far behind the scene. It sucks that Freddie Mercury is dead. How do you know when you're too old? When you try to leave a museum, the alarm goes off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking ahead to the weekend, possibly whilst drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate it when people blab about their dreams because it's so boring.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you can be bothered, don't find my profile too dull, and fancy a drink some time.