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DarkJellyfish

24 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
There was a young man from Australia
Whose attempts to write profiles were failures
So he thought, well eff this
I'll use limericks
To distract from this shameful behaviour
What I’m doing with my life
Clearly not great poetry. ;)

I work in management consultancy, which is a vague term for a vague industry. I sometimes feel that the work is somewhere between a carefully staged theatre show and a massive, massive joke. (I'm still waiting for the punchline.)

I am however, part of a liberal conspiracy to fill the world with sensible yet wildly inappropriate people. I think debate is healthy and very much admire convictions, consideration and curiosity in people. Ideally, you'd want to seize life and shake it vigorously until it gives you what you want.

I did my BA and MPhil at Cambridge in natural language processing and linguistics.

I'm a part-time teacher, occasional volunteer, and full-time idealist.
I’m really good at
Ukuleles. I have too many, so I branched out into mandolins and guitars. In corporate terms, this is called 'diversification'.

Food mashups. Proud inventor of the Chilli-chocolate Shepherd's Pie and Blue cheese & cracked pepper ice cream.

Cards Against Humanity.

Sadly, I think I'm pretty damn good at Powerpoint now too.
The first things people usually notice about me
The chorus of angels flying around.

If you compared the dryness of my humour with a bottle of gin, you'd probably fail, as I'd have already drunk the gin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Picking a favourite author's quite hard
Might try Pratchett or Orson Scott Card
Shows might be hardest
Love Scrubs and the TARDIS
And some Captain Picard

Music-wise, I appreciate above anything else melody and a good beat. Haunting lyrics are an added bonus: Florence + The Machine Nightwish Ellie Goulding System of a Down Of Monsters and Men Regina Spektor Within Temptation AdeleTaylor Swift RHCP The Good Natured Bat for Lashes Eliza Doolittle

If books could be ground into a sort of literary cocaine, I would probably snort it. I have quite a wide range (of books, not cocaine), and always appreciate recommendations. A lot of what I go through is sci-fi or fantasy, but I branch out into non-fiction and classics quite a bit. I'm currently reading Inversions by Ian M. Banks and have just finished The Casual Vacancy by JK Rowling.

My favourite poem is La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Keats. I feel like I haven't read enough poetry recently, so if you know any good ones please send them my way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That book I want to write. You know, that one with characters. And a plot.

Also: "The best laid plans of mice and men, gang aft agley."
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting pixies on my magical flying unicorn, Becksy. Or at the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once evacuated nearly 3000 people out of Canary Wharf because I was too incompetent to make popcorn properly.

I used to be in a ukulele duet called the 'Two of Hearts'.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a blast and you fancy a drink. Or if you enjoy cheese and have a wit sharp enough to cut it.