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DarkJellyfish

24 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There was a young man from Australia
Whose attempts to write profiles were failures
So he thought, well eff this
I'll use limericks
To distract from this shameful behaviour
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in management consultancy, which is a vague term for a vague industry. It's like a cross between well-orchestrated theater and a joke that I'm still waiting for the punchline for. I very much admire convictions, consideration and curiosity in people and want to create as much as I can before the inevitable heat-death of the universe.

Graduated from Cambridge in natural language processing/linguistics. Part-time teacher, occasional volunteer, and full-time idealist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have too many ukuleles, so I branched out into mandolins and guitars. In corporate terms, this is called 'diversification'.

If being good at Powerpoint was like magic, I'd have killed Voldemort by now. I also really like cooking (but not baking, ironically enough) and love whipping new things up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I compared the dryness of my humour with a bottle of gin, that would be hard, as I'd already have drunk the gin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Picking a favourite author's quite hard
Might try Pratchett or Orson Scott Card
Shows might be hardest
Love Scrubs and the TARDIS
And some Captain Picard

If books could be ground into a sort of literary cocaine, I would probably snort it. I have quite a wide range (of books, not cocaine), and would love some recommendations! A lot of what I go through is sci-fi or fantasy, but I read anything really, including the classics. I'm currently reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and have just finished Cats Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut

My favourite poem is La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Keats.

Music - Generally indie pop, rock, symphonic metal and anything with really really good lyrics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That book I want to write. You know, that one with characters. And a plot.

Startup ideas - the reason I'm in this job really is to get the experience and contacts to make something really happen.

Also: "The best laid plans of mice and men, gang aft agley."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hunting pixies on my magical flying unicorn, Becksy. Or at the pub debating the nature of world hegemony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once evacuated nearly 3000 people out of Canary Wharf because I was too incompetent to make popcorn properly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a blast and you fancy a drink. Or if you enjoy cheese and have a wit sharp enough to cut it.