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DarkKarma_Drew

26 M Lansing, MI

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Howdy, I'm Drew and my life is just a balance between work and play. I 'm addicted to caffeine, but I hate coffee. I always have some sort of facial hair. I'm pretty easy going, drama is my arch-nemesis. I'm happy with life and I'm just seeing what comes along next. If you like Boondock Saints we'll probably get along just fine. I love watching the Red Wings and the Lions, and I love playing volleyball, euchre, poker, darts, golf (terribly) and lots of other things. I love to go out and have a few. You meet all kinds of great and interesting people. I like girls with a good sense of humor, and can take and dish out some sarcasm.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time and just bought my first house recently. So no other big plans for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages, chivalry, euchre, poker, high-fives, one-liners, and quoting random things. I'd also have to say I pretty damn good at sarcasm, so be prepared.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile and laugh a lot. I think everything is funny and will joke constantly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies- Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Gladiator, Ace Ventura, Fracture, Ip Man. I usually go for the comedies or great storytelling.

Books- I love to read but I hate picking out books. My favorite will always be Ender's Game.

Music- Metallica, Black Stone Cherry, Tom Petty, Queen, System of a Down, Pearl Jam, Tenacious D and plenty more. Mostly rock and classic rock with a dash of country sometimes.

Food- I'm definitely a meat eater. Bacon is amazing. Pasta is another thing I'm a big fan of. My favorite fruit is kiwi. I'm not really picky except for not liking seafood. I'm always up for trying new dishes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Caffine
Humor
Booze
Sarcasm
Internet
Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whats my next big step in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure if I have a typical Friday when I'm not working. I'm almost always out though. Sometimes I'll play a dart tournament. I might go out playing poker. If the Wings are on I'm up at the bar cheering them on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ultimate goal is to save somebody's life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
ONLY if you fit this criteria:
Are between 4'2" and 6'10"
You are female
Put your pants on one leg at a time
Sleep on your side, stomach, or back. (sorry no vampires)
Can read and write.
Like having fun. (sorry again, I know I'm being harsh)

Not required but will get brownie points:
You'll make terrible jokes with me. You're witty and sarcastic and don't take life too seriously. And you would rather go out to a bar you can hang out with friends instead of clubbing it up.