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31 M Melbourne, FL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from a small town in Pennsylvania, but have lived in Florida longer than I lived up there. I'm still a Phillies and Flyers fan, and a hockey fanatic, which makes me an odd duck for Central Florida.

My sense of humor is bizarre, and I'll be amused by things that other people don't find funny, because they remind me of something that happened a decade ago. I also have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, with a deadpan delivery, which can sometimes rub people the wrong way. I'm really not trying to insult people, I'm just poking fun at the absurdity of the human condition.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, looking for more personally fulfilling work (my current job pays well, but isn't what I want to do forever), learning to put arrows in targets.
I’m really good at
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Data analysis. Dorky, yes, but at least I'm honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If they're seeing me for the first time, my black hair. It's really dark, unless I've spent a LOT of time in the sun. If they're hearing me for the first time, my laughter noticeable. In a "how does a guy that size create that much volume" sort of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read constantly. Most of the fiction I read is science fiction - Elizabeth Moon, David Weber, David Drake, and Jim Butcher are favorites. I also read a lot of non-fiction, since I enjoy learning odd things and would like to write myself.

I don't go out to the movies often. I don't like to sit still in one place for that long.

For music, I've started listening to more European (or European-style) symphonic/gothic metal - Epica, Kamelot, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, and Pain are all on my current playlist. I also have some random things on my playlist from other bands, ranging from Pink Floyd to The Ten Tenors to Santana. I'm not picky about music, as long as it has some complexity to it.

For food, I'm somewhat picky, but it's a random pickiness. I'll eat pretty much any group of food (except curries - they make me ill for some odd reason), but there will be random things in each group I can't stand. I'm mildly allergic to raw onion, but cooked onion is fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talking online with other sci-fi fans (yes, I'm a geek).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Since I actually have pictures up, my hated of cameras isn't appropriate any more. Just to see if people actually read this, I've lost about 30 pounds since those pictures were taken earlier this year.
You should message me if
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You don't necessarily expect to hear back tomorrow - I'm not always available to talk.

You have something more interesting to say than just "Hi, who are you?"

You can actually use (relatively) proper English. I don't necessarily expect perfect spelling or grammar, but if I need a netspeak gibberish translator, forget it.