My sense of humor is bizarre, and I'll be amused by things that other people don't find funny, because they remind me of something that happened a decade ago. I also have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, with a deadpan delivery, which can sometimes rub people the wrong way. I'm really not trying to insult people, I'm just poking fun at the absurdity of the human condition.
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DarkMoccasin
30 / M / Straight / Single
Melbourne, Florida
His Details
- Last Online
- May 19
- Ethnicity
- White, Other
- Height
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Diet
- Mostly anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity and laughing about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Other
- Income
- $50,000–$60,000
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids
- Pets
- Dislikes dogs and likes cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
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My sense of humor is bizarre, and I'll be amused by things that other people don't find funny, because they remind me of something that happened a decade ago. I also have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, with a deadpan delivery, which can sometimes rub people the wrong way. I'm really not trying to insult people, I'm just poking fun at the absurdity of the human condition.
I don't go out to the movies often. I don't like to sit still in one place for that long.
For music, I've started listening to more European (or European-style) symphonic/gothic metal - Epica, Kamelot, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, and Pain are all on my current playlist. I also have some random things on my playlist from other bands, ranging from Pink Floyd to The Ten Tenors to Santana. I'm not picky about music, as long as it has some complexity to it.
For food, I'm somewhat picky, but it's a random pickiness. I'll eat pretty much any group of food (except curries - they make me ill for some odd reason), but there will be random things in each group I can't stand. I'm mildly allergic to raw onion, but cooked onion is fine.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–35
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You have something more interesting to say than just "Hi, who are you?"
You can actually use (relatively) proper English. I don't necessarily expect perfect spelling or grammar, but if I need a netspeak gibberish translator, forget it.