Starting with no particular order to my madness, I like to try different colors and styles with my hair, I am a lover of all animals except small yappy dogs like chihuahua and Yorkies ( However , I ADORE Pugs!), I am not a genie (not sure why this is even a question), I do look like Jesus, I am NOT actually Jesus, I dislike sports, I'm an avid reader and videogamer, I'm not afraid to admit I've cried to a few movies in my lifetime
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My favorite food is Sushi, I do not enjoy drinking, I am not a user of illegal narcotics (Why do people assume this about me?), I enjoy shopping, my perfect day involves getting in the car and driving nowhere as long as it's taken me somewhere, I dream of traveling someday, my sense of fashion is gaudy, my vocabulary is laden with a combination of fowl language, uncommon terms, and random foreign words I've picked up over the years.
I'm one of the strangest guys you'll ever meet, but I'm a pacifist by nature and a teddy bear at heart. Get past my gruff exterior and my love of complaining and you end up with a trustworthy and reliable guy who will do what it takes to lend a hand to help, an ear to listen, or a shoulder to cry on.