I am divorced, thankfully with no kids. It was a stupid thing as it was my first (and only) relationship and I was of the mindset that I was lucky just to be in a relationship and I was afraid of being alone forever if I blew it with her, but we just never connected on any level or shared any interests, so it ended just shy of 5 years. Unfortunately, because of the divorce, I ended up taking on all of her incurred debt along with my own expenses as a bargain in exchange for a simple attorney-less divorce procedure, so I'm currently living with my parents until I can I can resolve the issue and find a roommate or get my own place again. I'm working a full time job in the mornings in a warehouse shipping department. It's not glorious, but it pays the bills.
I'm certainly not flawless by any means. I'm unbelievably meek and timid, I'm definitely not some gorgeous underwear model, and I'm not nearly as active and sociable as I would like to be. I always have something that needs improving and I'm willing to work on it when I have the incentive and the drive to push forward. I also have infrequent panic attacks, something that has been suggested as being caused by mental and sexual anxiety (Despite being married for 5 years, I'm still a virgin due to performance issues that I've never been comfortable with.)
Despite my shy nature, I do open up around people I'm familiar with and at that point all bets are off. I call it as I see it and I can take any level of punishment you can dish out to me. I challenge everybody I meet to try and offend me and nobody has ever been successful to date. I would like to thank my joking and controversial nature for that. I love cussing, I love dark humour, & I love off-color jokes, puns, and disgusting limericks.
According to the site posted below, I rate as an INFJ in the Myers Briggs Personality test. According to it:
"INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types.
The INFJ is as genuinely warm as they are complex. INFJs hold a special place in the heart of people who they are close to, who are able to see their special gifts and depth of caring. INFJs are concerned for people's feelings, and try to be gentle to avoid hurting anyone. They are very sensitive to conflict, and cannot tolerate it very well. Situations which are charged with conflict may drive the normally peaceful INFJ into a state of agitation or charged anger. They may tend to internalize conflict into their bodies, and experience health problems when under a lot of stress."