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25 Gainesville, FL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:51pm
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Before I dig in, I know a lot of people put stock in the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, so for the sake of those people, I just thought I would clarify that I am an INFJ. Introvert, Intuitive, Feeler, Judger. What any of that means, I couldn't really tell you, though the lengthy-ass summary proceeding the result seems like it was pretty accurate to my nature, so there we go. Now on to the dirt :D

Starting with no particular order to my madness, I like to try different colors and styles with my hair, I am a lover of all animals except small yappy dogs like chihuahua and Yorkies ( However , I ADORE Pugs!), I am not a genie (not sure why this is even a question), I do look like Jesus, I am NOT actually Jesus, I dislike sports, I'm an avid reader and videogamer, I'm not afraid to admit I've cried to a few movies in my lifetime

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My favorite food is Sushi, I do not enjoy drinking, I am not a user of illegal narcotics (Why do people assume this about me?), I enjoy shopping, my perfect day involves getting in the car and driving nowhere as long as it's taken me somewhere, I dream of traveling someday, my sense of fashion is gaudy, my vocabulary is laden with a combination of fowl language, uncommon terms, and random foreign words I've picked up over the years.

I'm one of the strangest guys you'll ever meet, but I'm a pacifist by nature and a teddy bear at heart. Get past my gruff exterior and my love of complaining and you end up with a trustworthy and reliable guy who will do what it takes to lend a hand to help, an ear to listen, or a shoulder to cry on.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend my days just trying to find out where I belong. I've always felt like I don't belong anywhere, but I've never felt more alone than I do now that I'm living in a new state where I don't know anybody that isn't family. I left behind the few friends I somehow made years ago and am only now realizing I have no idea how to actually make friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Netflix. No, seriously, that's my talent. I find the best and weirdest shit on Netflix. You haven't lived until you've watched a movie about a tire named Robert that has come to life, fallen in love with a woman, and has the ability to make people's heads explode with it's mind. I told you I was good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm really short. Seriously, people walk up to me and they're like "Damn midget, you're so short you can only see over the top of the refrigerator. The burden of only being 6'4"...

Other than that, people say I look like Jesus when my hair is long. All through High School all people ever told me was "Jesus your hair is long." It was flattering at first, but now there's just disappointment and resentment because I could never turn their Dasani into Bacardi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a guy not afraid to admit I love Rowling's Harry Potter series. I'm also a huge fan of Orson Card's Ender Series and the Halo franchise (which has too many authors to keep up with.) My favorite writer in history would have to be Edgar Allan Poe.

I also like a wide range of movies. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Memoirs of A Geisha, Jurassic Park, Fight Club, & Easy A are probably my top 5.

For videogames, I'll play just about anything. I'm mainly an Xbox gamer, but I enjoy Nintendo, Playstation, and PC games from time to time as well. The only games I don't really play are Sports, JRPG, and MOBA. Halo, Elder Scrolls, Mirror's Edge, TitanFall, Mass Effect, The Last of Us, Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls are some of my favorites.

I don't watch a lot of TV programming, but I spend a bit of time on Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Video. New Girl, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Walking Dead, Revolution, Almost Human, South Park, Big Bang Theory, Naruto Shippuden, Firefly, Wilfred, The Misfits... Actually I watch more TV than I thought I did.

Don't really have a particular favorite these days. Metal, Grunge, Rock, a little bit of pop. I've never been a concert before, but I would really like to someday.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...Carbon Molecules?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
being a professional Hitman. There aren't enough of those in the world and just think of all the obnoxious people in the world that deserve to be taken out. It would make the world a better place, that's for sure. Unfortunately, that would be really difficult for me as a pacifist and I'm sure that notion confuses people. As a pacifist, I can think about killing and I can wish people were dead, but I simply cannot bring harm to them by my own doing. It's a burden, but also a prerequisite of being a wuss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting naked in a beanbag eatin' cheetos. Nah. I'm just kidding. They're actually funyons.

Now that you've got that wonderful image in your mind and won't be getting any sleep tonight, you should message me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of being afraid, I'm afraid of being tied up, and I'm afraid of White People. I'm also afraid of my ex-wife. That demon was only 4'10", but goddamn was she mean. She may be the reason why I'm so afraid of White People.
You should message me if
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this profile made you laugh at least once, you want to tell me a Haiku that you wrote, you have a grudge against me and want to get those hateful feelings off your chest, You don't think I'm a weirdo, or you do think I'm a weirdo in a good way.

Basically you should message me. Period.