Just moved to Missouri from Denver and frankly, I hate it here. Might as well stay though. I'm a little mick with a sharp tongue, foul mouth, and a wit to be reckoned with; be forewarned. Now we live in an age where it's creepier to score a date at a bar than it is on a bloody website, who saw that one coming? I speak a few languages; Swedish and German, just enough to get a drink, some smokes, and a location of the nearest toilet. English is my second language, however, since it's standard, might as well figure it out. I was born in Donegal, Ireland and lived there half my life, that's where my heart is. Bleed for the green but still scoff at the orange.

Worked for a church, did standup comedy briefly. As for now? Who knows. Just along for the ride.

Everything except for advanced math.

Swagger, pure swagger. :P

Interview with the Vampire
Metal Gear Solid
Matrix (The First One)
"Zydrate comes in a little glass vial..."
Any music that borders noise and harmony.
Boondock Saints
The Departed
Food? Erm...Food. Anything, minus lettuce and pickles. Screw your pickles.

My Computer, The Cigarette Behind My Ear, The Lighter That I Constantly Lose, My Car...and where did I put that bottle of rum?

What the hell to do now.

Whatever. Wherever. Usually a dark alley with a bad idea.

I hate most things, people, situations, bleeding heart assholes. I can't smoke in bars now because of them...sadface if I ever saw one. Oh, and I'm a Dark Jedi Master who works for The Majesty's Secret Service.

You aren't an idiot.