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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: Because I am a loving man, I share this with you all. You're welcome:

Actually, I want what this video wants:

Born and raised in LA, took a detour in Austin from September 2011 to January 2013, I've been back in LA since then. I guess I can never be torn from LA, which is good because I love this city. I love its flaws, imperfections, traffic, sprawled-out hugeness, and its all due to its diversity, weather, food.

I'm a geek, nerd, whatever. Any idea or stereotype, idea, expectation, or notion you have of me, you won't have it for long. I love video games, love Nintendo, comics, movies, movies based on comics, but I also love shopping, going out, bars, rock climbing, camping, snowboarding, concerts, cooking, shopping (yeah I said it twice!), Netflix, traveling, The Wire, eating, biking, social justice, anime, kung fu, sports (Ravens, Thunder, Penguins are my triumvirate of loyalty).

I promise you a great time with me, or at least chuckle.

Dear women, I will not engage in any shirtless photo if you don't have a photo of yourself in a car or your bathroom. Deal?

I am charming, hilarious, and energetic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After leaving the entertainment industry (thank god!), I now work at an amazing game studio in Samo, that gave me health care, dental, and it's not a contract job! The future is here!

I'm also a stay-at-home actor.

In the meantime, I'm pursuing my dream to be the realest housewife ever and amassing the greatest t-shirt collection ever!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games (but not to where I can be amazing at it for a living) and being a real sweetheart. And sports. And writing. And Anything I feel like doing to kill time. And cooking. And being able to say every state in America in a quarter of a second. And finding funny stuff in the middle of work. Also, getting along with just about every person I run into. Except that guy, he's been eye raping people all night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After compiling data from friends, family and exes: dat ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Juice-that was a good movie. Deep Blue Sea-Samuel L. Jackson got ate by a shark. A fuckin' shark ate him! Jurassic Park (A dollar to the first person who spots the reference.) But seriously I loved all three Lord of the Rings movies, The Killer, The Matrix Trilogy (yes, it was good), Collateral, The Dark Knight, District 9, Inglorious Basterds, Precious, Macgruber, Inception, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Machete!!!!, Battle Royale, Tron Legacy, True Grit. Evangelion (all of it!) Chronicle (probably the best movie of 2012, so far), Drive, Cabin in the Woods, Prometheus, Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises. Life of Pi, Iron Man 3, Man of Steel. At World's End, Gravity (the best movie of 2013), Zero Dark Holy Shit, This Movie Sucks, Transcendence, Zero Theorem, Lucy, Interstellar

Books: Animal Farm, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Fences, Watchmen, The Divine Comedy, Man Comics!, Sextrology and Little Big Man. I had more but screw remembering. I'm more into social and political books anyway.

Music: Metallica, Led Zeppelin, White Stripes and pretty much anything Jack White does, even that Coke ad jingle he wrote years back, Raconteurs, Kanye West, Scorpions, Prince, AC/DC, Van Halen, Mars Volta, Minibosses (you must get their Castlevania 2 cover), Kate Bush, Ennio Morricone, Hans Zimmer, Silversun Pickups, The Feaver, Haim, Steel Panther, Haim and some more video game music.

Foods-Yes, please!

Games-Burnout, Super Mario (the platforming series), the Legend of Zelda, Sonic, Guitar Hero (this doesn't contradict my feelings on people who primarily play it), Metroid, Metal Gear, Uncharted 2, Muramasa, Soul Calibur, No More Heroes, Super Smash Bros., Half-Life, Resident Evil, Phantasy Star, Mega Man X, Chrono Trigger, Kirby, God of War, Tecmo Bowl, Xenoblade Chronicles-the best piece of art I've seen for all of 2012.

TV-Ever since The Wire and Arrested Development ended their runs, TV is no longer important to me but The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret is changing that for me.....and it worked.

I'm digging Brooklyn Nine Nine, SNL and that's it. Of course Orange Is The New Black is watched, but who hasn't seen it and enjoyed. (Answer: clowns)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games, family, inter.....oh for fuck's sake:
There were two runway attendants who liked to get drunk at the end of their shift at the airport. One night, they ran out of booze and couldn't find a place in time. So, they looked around and one attendant said 'let's drink some jet fuel!' The other guy said 'Isn't that kind of dangerous?'. The first guy went back 'Let's do it in small amounts.' The first guy took one shot and was fine. So the other guy took a shot and was fine too. They both did two more shots each before heading home. One guy woke up to a phone call from the other. The guy on the phone goes 'Joe, are you still ok?' The guy in bed goes, 'Yeah, I'm feeling totally fine no hangovers or sickness.' The guy on the phone goes, 'Good. But, whatever you do, don't fart if you have gas.' The guy in bed, puzzled, 'why? what happens?. The guy on the phone goes 'We live in California, right? I farted last night and ended up in Washington!'

A decent joke. Way better use of this space than listing six things that others can't live without, knowing damn well everyone, at one point, has gone without those six things!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which seat do I ta-aaaa--aaake?

When will the Konami Code work on this site?

Why did my company have to move to the unfun part of Austin? (Now that company is dead)

Why do so many women want Don Draper? The son of a bitch is walking lie who cheats on everything and hurts everything that should matter to him. Does the suit give off a 'Fuck Me Anyway' vibe?

Did I really have to attach a picture of my junk to my resume? Yes, yes I did #RealTalk

Why isn't there a pet peeve or dislike section for profiles? So much time will be saved

Oh-you really hate when people post so much about football? That's so disheartening. Now give me some links about a debate, spam my Facebook with politics! No? You'd rather tell me what you're eating or what kind of day you're having? Now that's something I must know every second of every day!
(This is just a general thought of mine when go on Facebook for a second. It's always laughable to me what people bitch about)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping my Friday is like this:

I used to spend it Hangin' With Mr Cooper
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out, can I walk free of pain

At Karaoke, I will belt out Since U Been Gone and nail it 100%

Every morning, I get inflicted with anal glaucoma. It's a severe condition where I can't see my ass getting ready for work.

I only have one true dealbreaker: Arrested Development. If you watch it, we're good and everything else will work out fine. If you don't, stay away. I can't deal with second hand stupid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a lady who does lady things....and shit. And if you can sit through this clip and laugh and cry at the same time:!

Or! If you can handle this cinematic majesty

Or if you wanna spend a night in and watch Traxx. Don't Google it. Please!

Or if you don't 'live life to the fullest'. One of the emptiest and meaningless fucking phrases I ever heard and I remember the 'Just Say No!' anti-drug campaign.

If you wanna be my partner at the Haim concert this summer. I really like this band and would love someone's company in seeing them perform

You wanna get tacos and touch butts

Everyone else, I hope you're ready for this jelly!

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites - You know what....knock yourself out! Take my pictures and anything. Put a dick on it, put several-dream big. If I really cared that much about privacy, I'd disengage from the Internet completely. I don't care. Do whatever the hell you want!

But seriously, please, please write me if you can.....GIMME SOME REGGAE!!!