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27 Amherst, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My interests are pretty diverse. I'm a pretty proud nerd into all sorts of games. My main reading material tends to be science magazines. I love history. I read comics and go to all those Marvel movies, but I'm a big fan of Korean and Japanese cinema, as well as Westerns and more independent stuff. I love sports (but the NFL and I are currently seeing other people). And I try to stay physically active - even though I also watch a lot of movies/play a lot of games.

Basically, I'm like, 50% hipster nerd and 50% mainstream jock. I dunno if that really means anything, but that's my jokey way to describe myself. I just like a bit of everything.

I have a weird sense of humor that's hard to pin down. Case in point, a woman gave me a crumpled dollar bill. Without missing a beat, I called her "Crumplestiltskin." Another time, I took a date to see Hotel Rwanda. That's not so much a joke or a reflection of my sense of humor, but I just remembered that and hindsight is hilarious.

I'm also that annoying guy on a plane who seems to be the only person who realizes how fast we're going . AND THAT WE'RE FLYING! Seriously, how is everyone so blase about it?
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying the little things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting my lunch.

Giving gifts.

Making obscure, nerdy references.

Using semicolons correctly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd think it's my nerdy tattoos

Or my glasses.

'Cause people apparently haven't seen round glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Nine Stories" by JD Salinger, "The Raw Shark Texts" by Steven Hall, "Generation Kill" by Evan Wright, "Born to Run" by Christopher McDougall

Seven Samurai, Gojira, The Good The Bad The Weird, The Host (South Korean monster movie), The World's End, Scott Pilgrim Versus The World, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty,
Everything Miyazaki (Favorite is My Neighbor Totoro), The Skeleton Twins, Birdman, The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, Force Majeure

Community, Parks & Rec, The Wire, Hell on Wheels, Arrested Development, Spaced, The Boondocks, Party Down, Dexter, Archer, Treme

The Heavy, Sufjan Stevens, Childish Gambino, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Broken Social Scene, Stars, Peter Bjorn & John, Pigeon John, Matt & Kim, Nicki Minaj, LCD Soundsystem, Method Man, Little Jackie, Daft Punk, Oliver, The Talking Heads, Robyn

Video Games:
The Last of Us, Mass Effect 2, BioShock, Chrono Trigger, Donkey Kong Country, Borderlands 2, Mirror's Edge, Final Fantasy VIII, Portal 2, Spec Ops: The Line

Watchmen, Y: The Last Man, Gotham Central, Transmetropolitan, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and well, pretty much anything by Warren Ellis or Alan Moore.

There's so much stuff. How do you narrow it down to just a few?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order: electricity, the universe, showers, music, friends with dogs, frozen yogurt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do we like the things we do?

Why do they always lip sync in music videos?

How can we get women's sports more coverage and the attention it deserves?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Don't really have a typical Friday night. Sometimes I go out for a drink, sometimes I stay in and watch a movie, sometimes I run around and do chores. If it's a clear night, I'll take the telescope out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a onesie. With the butt-flap and everything. But really, who uses the butt-flap? Your body has to have weird proportions for that to be even remotely effective or possible.
You should message me if
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You have a good story you like telling or want company for a drink some time at the Moan & Dove. (Just got my mug, which means I'm no longer restricted to the M&D, but that is still my favorite.)

You feel like ranting about something, or know a lot about something and want to show off.

I dunno. You're bored, or want to chat? (Being bored is not a prerequisite though.)