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28 Ozark, MO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:38pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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To be honest, this has been off for the greater part of this last year - methinks - I answered things to make percentages better, wrote to make better appearances...not that I shouldn't put a "better" side forward, but this may all just get scrapped and started anew. A lot has changed.
Wondering why I even came back. 98% of the time the conversation is one-sided or non-existent. =/

Drawing: I come up with random ideas sometimes.
If I feel the need, I doodle, maybe even make a full drawing; it could become this giant work before I understand what happened.

Gaming: 360 has been added into the mix, PS2 is still my system of choice but PS3 (or 4) may come about when I have the money, PC (though I'd like better) is still my number one spot.

Writing: I write poems when the right muse and atmosphere presents itself, which is rare and far between. I help others write short stories, but I make feeble attempts at dabbling in them myself.

My tastes have jumped from classical and baroque, to EDM, over to pop, scream, and rock...down to oldies and Celtic. Asking me to narrow it down is impossible. Although not music, I'm loving the Poetry Slammers I find on Spotify. :3

Must Have:
A brain and the ability to use it
A creative side
Ability to have an intelligent conversation, but not always be talking
A sense of humor
Attentiveness (I put myself out there to stay interested, I would hopefully expect reciprocation)
A decent vocabulary; I'm not expecting an Oxford dictionary, but the confusion of they're, their, and there is driving me bonkers

Bonus Points:
Some piercings
A love for or ability to produce art

To be quite honest, I probably come off pretty intense. I like to say and ask a lot - my mind is always going - if you don't think you can handle someone actually WANTING to learn about you, don't bother.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working out
Being sarcastic
Listening to good music
As of late, making silly jingles about PC games while I play them. Miserable, I know. T_T Don't judge me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking questions
Walking long distances
Sounding like I'm quoting when I'm not
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Likely my eyes and how tall I am?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Currently reading H.G. Wells' "The Time Traveler"
(planning to read: Bartimeaus triogy
reading: Leviathan Trilogy)

Movies: Wreck-It Ralph (for the feels), Big (for teh lulz), Phantom of the Opera (For Christine <3), I'd like to go out and see more with someone. ;)

Shows: Video Game High School (waiting on season 3), something random on Netflix or Hulu, Defiance (now that it's back)

Music: Flux Pavillion, Metrik, MrSuicideSheep (though not an artist per se, his playlists are epic), Paramore,

Food: Sushi, Thai, Mediterranean, Italian, Japanese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the infinite possibilities.
what's happening next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to walk in Lost Hill Park on north side, but now living in Ozark, I may go to the Conservation.

B&N is still my happy place, but I'd like to find a new one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. wanna get nerdy.
..if texting Poké battles interest you.

Silly merpsausage. :3