I'm married. Now that's out of the way.

Wild, engaging, high-energy. Elegant with a penchant for swearing. Adventurous homebody seeks other dual-sided people for experiences of all sorts.

Elise likes:

traveling, transcending time, but not space, daydreaming, passion, equality, adventure, philosophy, making lists (only to lose them, find them later, and cross things off), listening to music obscenely loud while no one is home, cards against humanity, being naked, shopping by myself, home-made salsa, video games (on occasion), reading, writing, singing, dancing, tarot, useless trivia, Celtic tradition, talking to myself, George Carlin, online window-shopping, learning, and Sociology.

Elise DOES NOT like: loud noises, rude people, anticipation of not-so-good things, intolerance, greed, most of her neighbors, war, hypocrisy, seeing poverty on the drive to and from work, conservatism, the idea of an income tax AND sales tax.

I'm here to meet new friends, and find new people to hang out with and have a good time, and yes, it is necessary to get to know you to have a good time of any sort.

I'm really a very easy-going, fun, friendly & compassionate person and if you'd like to get to know someone unlike anyone you've ever met, drop me a line.

I am honest, happy, and vibrant

Currently I am studying Sociology and would one day like to be an advocate for equality. I am passionate about this. It fuels me and gives me a huge sense of purpose.

Dancing with the devil on my back.

smiling! Cooking, crocheting, talking, listening, laughing at myself, understanding.

Small displays of intense affection.

eyes, which i'm told POP. well according to my mom, cause you know, she'd never lie to me about that stuff...

Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Alber Camus, Agatha Christie, J.K. Rowling, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Edgar Allan Poe, ee cummings, Kafka, F. Scott Fitzgerald (but not until much after my first reading of The Great Gatsby), William Blake, Paulo Coehlo, Ray Bradbury, Anais Nin, Charlaine Harris (Don't get all judgy). I read a lot. Oh, Songs of Ice and Fire.

I like erotica.

Documentaries, Mockumentaries, funny things, happy things, sad things. It's difficult for me to sit down and watch a movie from start to finish.

I will watch anything about true crime. for. hours.

Parks and Rec, Community, The Office, Bones, Body of Proof, Revenge, True Blood (Early Seasons), Dexter (same), Game of Thrones.

"you're screwed up, you're brilliant, you look like a million dollar man, so why is my heart broke?"

I love music. Florence & The Machine gets the most play time.

I love to cook...let's play in the kitchen!

Intrigue
Desire
Tension
Connection
Release
Refractory Period

lather, rinse, repeat.

World Domination. Domination in general. Masturbatory aids. Masturbation. Also, the future and how i plan to get to where I want to be. It consumes me at times. I don't get caught up in the mundane.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about my spirituality. vision quests and shit.

doing whatever I want. always up for suggestions.

I have high anxiety about meeting new people. The intrigue and need to connect will generally speak louder, along with an intense need to not be ruled by fear. However, still limiting, and I'm not a fan of the feeling.

You want my body, and ya think i'm sexy....oh wait, that's if you want to message Rod Stewart.