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My self-summary
Wild, engaging, high-energy. Elegant with a penchant for swearing. Adventurous homebody seeks other dual-sided people for experiences of all sorts.

Loyal, loving, possibly jaded but radically forgiving.

Work is important to me. And vacation. All in balance.

I am Elise's total lack of surprise.

I'm here to connect. Life is short, experience is everything.

I'm benevolent and susceptible to flattery.

I am honest, happy, and vibrant.

Find a Queen without a King, they say she plays guitar and cries and sings.

Looking for folks to chat with, possibly meet once in a while, and so on and so forth. Mostly interested in intriguing conversation before moving beyond that, though some people seem to want to do the opposite. different strokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Important, ground-breaking things.

And marathon netflixing. marathoning netflix? hmm...

I’m really good at
Small displays of intense affection.

My organizational skills are impeccable.

Being unlike anyone you've ever met.

Blowing minds with my wit, intellect, banter and charm.

Listening and asking personal questions without considering their effect.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That chubby blonde girl has big tits." That's an assumption. My eyes. Also that I have a nice voice.

Survey says...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Khalil Gibran, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Albert Camus, Agatha Christie, J.K. Rowling, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Edgar Allan Poe, ee cummings, Kafka, F. Scott Fitzgerald (but not until much after my first reading of The Great Gatsby), William Blake, Paulo Coehlo, Ray Bradbury, Anais Nin, Charlaine Harris (Don't get all judgy). I read a lot. Oh, Songs of Ice and Fire.

I like erotica.

Documentaries, Mockumentaries, funny things, happy things, sad things. It's difficult for me to sit down and watch a movie from start to finish, however.

I will watch anything about true crime. for. hours. Bonus points if you have Investigation Discovery and will let me come over and watch it.

Parks and Rec, Community, The Office, Bones, Body of Proof, Revenge, True Blood (Early Seasons), Dexter (same), Game of Thrones, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock. Criminal Minds, Six Feet Under, etc., etc. I tend to marathon shows on Netflix and then go on sabbatical from television because it'll rot my brain.

Music...spending too much time surfing through radio channels, passing over bland mediocrity. Always up for recommendations. Anyone remember when you used to make a mix for someone you liked to passive-aggressively express your feelings for them? We should keep doing that.

I love to cook...let's play in the kitchen!
The six things I could never do without
Refractory Period

lather, rinse, repeat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My egocentric universe. World Domination. Domination in general. Sex. Connection. I let my mind wander. I daydream about infinite possibilities and impossible scenarios. Also, the future and how i plan to get to where I want to be. It consumes me at times. I don't get caught up in the mundane.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about my place in the world and how it weaves in and out of others' places. And how I can leave people and things better than I found them...whatever that means.

The interconnection of all things.

That texting seems to be the shorthand way to get to know one another, and how ineffective it seems to be. Why is quality conversation so hard to come by and how do you find those who still appreciate playful banter, intellectual stimulation, subtle innuendo, and depth of character?

Also, the difference between "curvy" and "a little extra" under the body type section, and why I can't write in my own. And what's this "full-figured" and "overweight"? Same? In the eyes of the beholder, I suppose...
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to sound atypical. possibly succeeding, but probably not in the way I'd like
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've already said too much.
You should message me if
You want my body, and ya think i'm sexy....oh wait, that's if you want to message Rod Stewart.

If you can tell me my username reference.

If you want to give me fodder for writing erotica but won't get pissy when your dick is hard and I won't drop what I'm doing to fuck you.

You want to shower me with compliments.

I once received a first message that said simply "are you into butt stuff?", so I'm considering sending this to others to gauge responses. I'll update with results.

But mostly you should message me with something other than "hi" or "hey" or "hey, how are you?". I know men get the raw end of this deal, so sending messages with actual content with no guarantee of a return on investment is exhausting, but hey, I pinky promise I'll respond if you write something engaging.