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DarlingElise

27 F Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Wild, engaging, high-energy. Elegant with a penchant for swearing. Adventurous homebody seeks other dual-sided people for experiences of all sorts.

Loyal, loving, possibly jaded but radically forgiving. Does lightning strike twice?

Elise likes:

traveling, transcending time, but not space, daydreaming, passion, equality, adventure, philosophy, making lists (only to lose them, find them later, and cross things off), lists of any sort, listening to music obscenely loud while no one is home, cards against humanity, being naked, shopping by myself, home-made salsa, video games (on occasion), reading, writing, singing, dancing, tarot, useless trivia, Celtic tradition, talking to myself, George Carlin, online window-shopping, learning, hugs (but not the half-hearted one-armed ones, fuck off).

Elise DOES NOT like:

loud noises, crowds, abrasive people, anticipation of not-so-good things, intolerance, greed, small talk, hypocrisy, olives, being woken up as I'm just about to fall asleep (seriously, is there anything more disconcerting?), conservatism, the idea of an income tax AND sales tax, warm soda, candy corn.

I'm here to connect. Life is short, experience is everything.

I'm benevolent and susceptible to flattery.

I am honest, happy, and vibrant.
What I’m doing with my life
Whittling away, trimming down, looking for what's most important. Acquiring nice things, but not too many things. Seeking simplicity while retaining a sense of glamour and illusion of grandeur.

Basically, living it with no regrets, or at least, the right kind of regrets.

Also, working. I work long hours and I'm highly committed to what I do. It might be a problem for some; I might not have a lot of time to devote, but I try to make it worthwhile.
I’m really good at
Small displays of intense affection.

My organizational skills are impeccable.

Cards Against Humanity/Apples to Apples -- I can read you like a book.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That chubby blonde girl has big tits." That's an assumption. My eyes. Also that I have a nice voice.

Survey says...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Khalil Gibran, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Albert Camus, Agatha Christie, J.K. Rowling, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Edgar Allan Poe, ee cummings, Kafka, F. Scott Fitzgerald (but not until much after my first reading of The Great Gatsby), William Blake, Paulo Coehlo, Ray Bradbury, Anais Nin, Charlaine Harris (Don't get all judgy). I read a lot. Oh, Songs of Ice and Fire.

I like erotica.

Documentaries, Mockumentaries, funny things, happy things, sad things. It's difficult for me to sit down and watch a movie from start to finish, however.

I will watch anything about true crime. for. hours.

Parks and Rec, Community, The Office, Bones, Body of Proof, Revenge, True Blood (Early Seasons), Dexter (same), Game of Thrones, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock. I tend to marathon shows on Netflix and then go on sabbatical from television because it'll rot my brain.

Music...spending too much time surfing through radio channels, passing over bland mediocrity. Always up for recommendations.

I love to cook...let's play in the kitchen!
The six things I could never do without
Intrigue
Desire
Tension
Connection
Release
Refractory Period

lather, rinse, repeat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World Domination. Domination in general. Sex. Connection. I let my mind wander. I daydream about infinite possibilities and impossible scenarios. Also, the future and how i plan to get to where I want to be. It consumes me at times. I don't get caught up in the mundane.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about my place in the world and how it weaves in and out of others' places. And how I can leave people and things better than I found them...whatever that means.

The interconnection of all things.

That texting seems to be the shorthand way to get to know one another, and how ineffective it seems to be. Why is quality conversation so hard to come by and how do you find those who still appreciate playful banter, intellectual stimulation, subtle innuendo, and depth of character?

Also, the difference between "curvy" and "a little extra" under the body type section, and why I can't write in my own. And what's this "full-figured" and "overweight"? Same? In the eyes of the beholder, I suppose...
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to sound atypical. possibly succeeding, but probably not in the way I'd like
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've already said too much.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want my body, and ya think i'm sexy....oh wait, that's if you want to message Rod Stewart.

If you can tell me my username reference.

You want to try to pique my interest.