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37 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Middle Eastern, Indian, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings female!

So, I like to think I'm a pretty chill guy... Bit of a smart ass - thankfully that hasn't gotten me into too much trouble. Yet.

(Good manners help.)

I've got a wide range of interests, fun personality, and no one's ever been repulsed by my appearance - at least not to my knowledge.

I'm a feminist, open-minded, believe in equality for all, left-leaning, optimistic most days, and love my mother, sister, & city all dearly.

Those're the basics.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a graphic designer/production artist... Obviously there's more, but let's leave it at that for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating. Listening. Cooking. Staying zen in a shit-storm... Finding the absurd in the mundane. Imitating accents. Etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get that I look younger than my age often... Still get carded.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Malcolm Gladwell. Amy Webb. Tina Fey... And I devour anything on visual design.

TV - GoT. Walking Dead. MasterChef. Californication. Breaking Bad. Star Trek: TNG. OITNB. House of Cards. The Wire. The Newsroom. Louie. Property Bros. Big Bang Theory. Doc Zone.

Movies - The Matrix. Dark Knight trilogy. American History X. Pixar/Disney shit. District 9. Fast & Furious series. Warrior. Harold & Kumar. Starbuck. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The Corporation. Eternal Sunshine. Crazy Stupid Love.

Music - Daft Punk. Disclosure. Chromeo. Deadmau5. Clean Bandit. J Cole. Jigga. Snoop & Dre. The Wu. Nirvana. DFA79. QOTSA. Arctic Monkeys. Major Lazer. Sean Paul. DJs like Cajmere/Green Velvet, Derrick Carter, Diplo... Anything with a decent beat really.

Food - Italian. Greek. Middle Eastern. Indian. Thai. Mexican. Caribbean... Bacon. Poutine... I'm pretty open.

Comedians - George Carlin. Louie C.K. Chris Rock. Mike Birbiglia. Aziz Ansari. Chris D'Elia. Kevin Hart. Hari Kondabolou. Danny Bhoy. Russell Peters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things that make me laugh. Food. Sleep. Music. My car. And I'd be lost without my family (ma/sis). They're my anchors.

But I'm infinitely grateful that I don't have to do without: a toothbrush, toothpaste, heat, electricity, clean running water, and toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Life. Love. Sex. Food. The world, and my place in it.

Also, how awesome would dating be if I were a cupcake?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be unwinding at home or painting the town red. It varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been doing the online dating thing for a while now...

It's an interesting way to meet women, but I'm not sold on it being a good way to meet someone to date seriously.

That said, I do read your profile before initiating contact. I also (usually) check how you answer those "match" questions.

I don't base my decision to contact you solely off your pictures - sorry if that disappoints.
You should message me if
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You'd like to meet after exchanging a few messages. Not here looking for pen pals.

I like women who are confident, have strong opinions, can drink like a sailor on shore leave (kind of), embrace their femininity, and are a healthy balance of kooky and sane...

Compassion, loyalty, and patience also rank high.

(So does a picture btw - I'm suspect of those without.)

If that sounds like you, and you're up for some legit fun, then feel free to say "hello". My name's Darm.

(But please say a little more than just hello. It'd be nice if you managed to read these words, even partially.)