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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Dropped out of space camp
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't take myself too seriously—with a name like snot_Bubble, that should be obvious. Feminist & LGBTQ-friendly. Believe in the whole, "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" thing. Pretty basic stuff.

Toronto born & bred. Never married, no kids. Not interested in hooking up, following you on Instagram, or being "buddies" that never meet in real life.

If you've got opinions & a personality, you've got my attention.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out what happy looks like for me... It's a work-in-progress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Imitating accents really badly but so consistently it's scary-good. Reading people/situations. Cooking (not baking). Foot rubs. Problem-solving.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Outliers, Data: A Love Story, Think Like A Freak

Movies: The Matrix, Marvel/Disney/Pixar, American History X, indies & docs

TV: Game of Thrones, Inside Amy Schumer, Daily Show, Walking Dead

Music: house, hip hop, rock, dancehall, 80s/90s, disco, soul, etc

Food: all the foods, minus sea critters or anything with more than 4 legs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lactose-free dairy.
Wine, vodka, & rum.
Chocolate peppermint patties.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Teleportation and time travel—it's 2015, why aren't these things yet?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. You might find me on a dance floor some where, running game on a pool table, or resting at home after a long week.
You should message me if
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You're equal parts sweet, kind, & fiesty.
You think you can make me laugh. (It's not hard)

It'd be nice if you like spicy food, cilantro, and the occasional late-night out... Not mandatory, but bonus points will be awarded!

Or hey, if you just need a jar opened, I can help with that too. 😊