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Darm_Mistry

37 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Hinduism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be nice, and I can be a handful - usually at the same time.

Yes, that really is my name... Google if you don't believe. Let me know if you find anything interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not to sound hokey about it, but taking it all in... The good, the bad, the ugly - ain't nuthin' quite like life experience.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Keeping a balanced perspective. Cooking. Staying zen in a shit-storm... Finding the absurd in the mundane. Imitating accents. Observing things & taking mental note of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get that I look younger than my age often... Still get carded.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Malcolm Gladwell. Amy Webb. Tina Fey... Any and all materials related to visual communication & design.

TV - GoT. Walking Dead. MasterChef. Breaking Bad. OITNB. House of Cards. The Wire. Newsroom. Property Bros. Big Bang Theory. Simpsons. Doc Zone. Stewart/Colbert/Oliver - take your pick.

Movies - The Matrix. American History X. Pixar/Disney/Marvel. District 9. Fast & Furious. Harold & Kumar. Starbuck. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The Corporation. Eternal Sunshine. Crazy Stupid Love.

Music - Daft Punk. Disclosure. Chromeo. Clean Bandit. J Cole. Jigga. Snoop & Dre. The Wu. Nirvana. DFA79. QOTSA. Arctic Monkeys. Major Lazer. Sean Paul. DJs like Demuir, Cajmere/Green Velvet, Derrick Carter, Diplo... This list doesn't even begin to cover it.

Food - Italian. Greek. Middle Eastern. Indian. Thai. Mexican. Caribbean... Bacon. Poutine... I'm pretty open, 'cept for seafood.

Comedians - George Carlin. Louie C.K. Chris Rock. Mike Birbiglia. Aziz Ansari. Chris D'Elia. Kevin Hart. Hari Kondabolou. Danny Bhoy. Russell Peters. Gabriel Iglesias. Whitney Cummings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things that make me laugh. Food. Sleep. Music. My car. And I'd be lost without my family (ma/sis). They're my anchors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Was filling this out a waste of neurons...?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be unwinding at home or painting the town red. It varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a ton of embarrassing stories... Ask nicely, maybe I'll share.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're up for grabbing a drink or a coffee together in person some time... I'm all for a little back & forth on here, but in the end how it translates in the real world is what counts.

And for God's sake, please have a (recent-ish) photo of yourself.